Jeans of the Draft ('26)

Trilogy-portrait of what makes modern sports management and media-glitter for Draft Day an Earthling/American 'thing' of incomplete know for competition-midways quartiles.

A trilogy-spool about the media/culture 'glitter' of the sports fanfare/following/freckles of the gladiatorial-arena language arts of the all-important  NFL-Draft for your Thanksgiving-'25 weekend Sunday. Thanks for reading (Happy Holidays), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of sports fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: Damn, we got only 1/2 the duo-set I prayed for on Draft-Day.

EXEC: Haha, don't feel too bad rookie-hotshot recruits-sleuth; Raiders endure!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Sure they do, but recount Raiders-QB season-slope injury!

EXEC: Hey, getting the QB is 1/2 the battle, and our running-game has graphs.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know, I know...but I didn't anticipate the other-half gone.

EXEC: What're you gonna do now, hotshot Satan, pal?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We'll have to titrate the entire offense with the missing chip.

EXEC: Ok, so we just focus on training-days to compensate for the lost star!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Selfie-like (for Heaven/Hell).

Poor Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian American sports (NFL) recruits-expert in Vegas-town 'dreaming' of procuring that special-magic duo of QB-RB Heisman-level athletics-men for Draft-'26, learned that only 1 of the 2 sought stars for an NFL-'26 season of much-loss bounceback field goals 'consciousness' for competition-class. Now, he had to convince his office and all other execs of the Raiders organization that the key to the upcoming season was to compensate for the lost-star and hence missing star-position in offense for a hoped-for choreographed QB-RB double-gun offense knit for leviathan/uncertainty. He didn't lose hope, and he remembered his ASU-school days of learning of the 'economics-hyperbole' of human-heart markets for what made American football a helmets/cleats game of...incomplete-kite.

WIFE: So sorry, Mister Satan (damn).

AMLAN: Thanx, love (cool).

WIFE: Hey, sometimes all you need is a power-QB or RB, no?

AMLAN: Sure, like Joe Montana (Chiefs) or Barry Sanders (Lions)...Raiders need.

WIFE: You'll find the 'cinema' strings for some bounceback-knit for the gods.

AMLAN: Let's just watch this Redbox film and forget (all) about knowledge, ha.

WIFE: That's life, and football, hubby...incomplete-kinship.

AMLAN: Facebook-like.

Well, diligent/hard-working Amlan Satan was back at the office next workweek-AM thinking deeply/smartly of how Vegas-town American football would knead out a new NFL-'26 season with just 1/2 of the 2 Heisman-level Draft-Day star-men for rebuilding Raiders-ball(s) for a season of hopeful win accruement following a disaster-season in '25 (ok). He looked around, typed some things, and wondered about the incomplete-know of all things Earthling...know-good.

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)