Pretty Manifest: Earth A+ (Football)

A Story by Abishai100

Inventive portrait of Earth defense fence for modern sports-globalism 'image' inspired by a Martian's ground-field challenge of NFL-kinship (for Hell).

An Earth realm securities vignette, for your holidays-season on Earth. Thanks so much for reading (Happy Monday, all)

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"I remember my college 2nd-year Summer-term internship in New England working for a social education outreach group in the modern American Homeland city pre-2001 when I'd come home from work in my college-network (alumni) shared Somerville suburbs-home and drink Sothern Comfort with Ocean Spray Mango-Mango juice dreaming of things of urban civics while developing my 'cognition' theory on urbanization controls for post-WWII globalism structures, inspired by my 'psyche'-readings of Upton Sinclair and Theodore Dreiser (Selfie-like)."

"This Summer-time experience moved me to become an active-writer of things of Earthling (American) traffic-social controls for things of network vitality and competition-symbolism as an adult, when Euro-invitations for American football teams reflected a new Western cinema-psyche 'culture' of sports-fields waves intrigue for globalism-rhetoric activations, in a new century of grids 'troubles' like the Coronavirus, 9/11, and the Russian invasion of Ukraine. I started getting emails (reaction) to my cyber-blog writings about social-urban controls 'thinking' inspired by my college education/internship in New England. These emails were from a lady-Martian claiming to be a (disguised) transformed Earthling-policewoman who'd just planted explosives in an American-NFL play-field after reading about the New Orleans terrorism threat to Super Bowl '25 (Facebook-like)."

ALIEN: You think I'm pretty, human.

ME: Well, I doubt your Selfie is actually you...if you are in-deed the Martian.

ALIEN: You doubt I planted that implosion in the football-field, human.

ME: I doubt you're Rapunzel or Ophelia (ok).

ALIEN: Maybe I'm Lady Macbeth, human (ha).

ME: You're on Earth to conflagrate capitalism...become Helen of Troy (eh?).

ALIEN: Stop me.

ME: Well...I am the thief-of-English, Martian-policewoman!

ALIEN: Think you can make-fence for Euro-games for American-NFL knit, man?

ME: For planetary-plate, I'd do anything (for a policewoman-image on Earth).

ALIEN: Hmmm.

"So, I began my blog-campaign to defy the Martian-lady's hellmouth(s) of social angst for American sports-fields 'troubles' in my adult Selfie age and culture of things networks/grids/antiterrorism/commerce/diplomacy (for the Ego!). I wrote about chemical weaponry, Euro-diplomacy for American-NFL TV, capitalism wonderwalls for globe-rhetoric handshakes (e.g., TrumpUSA policy in Ukraine stories on CNN), and jitters of Summer Olympics terrorism 'faerie-tales' for doubt. The Martian-lady, disguised as a 'wandering' policewoman on Earth infiltrating sports-fields for undetected terrorism-fear making, was infuriated and had to respond (publicly!) to my blogs and marked me as a 'kinesthesia' idealist (ha)."

ALIEN: We do chicken right, human.

ME: Very funny, Martian-policewoman (ha).

ALIEN: I'm anti-Portia, human.

ME: Not a fan of mercantilism and the NFL, eh?

ALIEN: You keep blogging about world controls for football and fried chicken!

ME: You moved me to do just that, Martian...for the Security Council (farewell).

ALIEN: Good-game, human (farewell).

"I hadn't (ever!) determined if the Martian emailer was in-deed the policewoman-disguised planting terrorism 'jitters' in a mod-Earth for football field troubles and onside-hell for the Ego. Maybe she was just a philosopher who challenged me to find a debate-wording for things of antiterrorism 'linked' to NFL hospitality adjectives for doubt (ok). However, I suddenly felt like (all) my education for social controls/media/networks cast me as a special Steven Spielberg of modern Earthling-things of peace, for incomplete-excellence (wow). This was...Facebook-like."