Lady-Bullseye: The Steroids Law (Part 1)

Valiant journal-man tackles a case of steroids-woe and inflammatory villainess 'eye' for an American know-of-society (trilogy).

A Lady Bullseye (Marvel Comics) trilogy, for your December-holidays season weekend kickoff. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fanfiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to Marvel or its characters/associations and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: As a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American journalist, I don't lie!

EDITOR: Familiar with the Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete"), man?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: "Every statement is incomplete..." (ha), except that one!

EDITOR: Hence, the opposite must be true (logic)..."At least one is complete."

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So...what's this all-important complete statement, chief?

EDITOR: Maybe it's, "Quarterbacks become monsters on drugs" (Facebook-like).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Wish me luck on this tantamount-steroids case (Selfie-like).

Amlan had begun work on a (dark) case of sports-enhancement superstitions 'linked' American Homeland gossip-oddity concerning an NFL-QB marked for disaster(s) because of strength-enhancement drawn 'monstrosity' labels pre-crime deepening. This 'deepening' concerned the villainess, Lady-Bullseye, a martial arts demon-lady of costumed Selfie-appearance(s) claiming she'd bloody-murder the (American) athlete for a nihilism-message of the frailty of flesh-and-bone competition. Amlan had the suspect-view she was the ex-girlfriend of the American QB and wanted some disaster-word about lust itself linked to muscle/money architecture (wow).

LADY-BULLSEYE ('LB'): You've no proof, fool.

MR. SATAN: I charge you're becoming anti-athlete demon-girl for steroids now.

LB: No proof, fool...I just ain't a fan of that QB's (American) team...is all.

MR. SATAN: What's this crayon-avatar sketch of a demon-muscle woman of Hell?

LB: Hey, you stake steroids, and Earthlings (American) 'dream' of deformity, ha.

MR. SATAN: You're scandalizing the entire NFL, Bullseye (damn).

LB: We'll play this cat-and-mouse cyber-worlds game for the Ego, fool.

MR. SATAN: Catch you if I can?

LB: Facebook-like.

Now, Amlan, journalist-prince of the American Homeland, was fast on-track to chasing the villainess Lady-Bullseye ('LB'), to determine her overall Earthling (American) 'agenda' for dangerous word (e.g., steroids/monsters) and wondered how he'd use the power of text to catch a city-soaring martial arts bad-girl who'd already disoriented policemen chasing her while she'd been robbing jewelry stores and the like (wow). Her message of a 'basic-instinct' to attack the integrity of (American) sports was clear...and Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American journal-man of our 'fare-rich' Blue-Planet of incomplete-distances readings of the doubt of competition/media, wanted good-proof LB ('Lady Bullseye') had become an anti-football 'warrior' of things...know (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)