Lady-Bullseye: The Steroids Law (Part 3)

Valiant journal-man tackles a case of steroids-woe and inflammatory villainess 'eye' for an American know-of-society (trilogy).

A Lady Bullseye (Marvel Comics) trilogy, for your December-holidays season weekend kickoff. Thanks for reading! 

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Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American, had much to think. The heroics-mindful American Homeland journalist felt itchingly-closer to the case of crime-at-hand, concerning the villainess 'LB' (Lady Bullseye) who'd made 'mark' of an American-QB for performance-enhancement controversy and targeted the poor-soul for both murder and social media gossip ruin with a persistent (anonymous!) cyber-blog campaign to liken his 'altered' body-mind (by hearsay!) to some kind of bio-chemically physique 'mutated' monster...or elf! Amlan knew his theory had some bearing, concerning the chance-reality that 'LB' (Lady Bullseye) was a vengeance-minded ex-girlfriend of the Earthling-QB and (therefore) sought to make him look somehow flesh-and-bone 'transformed' as monstrosity-diplomat (Facebook-like!).

Lady Bullseye had become a prowling costumed and make-up wearing city-lines anti-angel of things of American culture 'jitters' and had taken down some policemen who sought to end her little Western world campaign of things of paranoia for the Ego. LB (Lady Bullseye) liked continuing using her special strength-muscles enhanced femme demon-avatar crayon doodle as her special word-complement theater figurine and knew Amlan Satan, idealist-journalist, would think it was the art-clue to determining her next-move for getting closer to the American-QB under-eye of varied steroids-use questions for media-energy (Selfie-like!).

LB (Lady-Bullseye): Still chasing this hellraiser (me), journals man?

MR. SATAN: Of course, LB...Facebook-like.

LB: Why you no like my muscle-enhanced femme-avatar of incendiary color?

MR. SATAN: You know why...we need water, not fire, for valued sports-culture.

LB: What, you refer to these Euro-invites to American football teams for TV?

MR. SATAN: You said it...and your hulkish-femme anti-angel avatar is my clue!

LB: What?
MR. SATAN: I think the QB is your ex-beau and your avatar signifies your psyche.

LB: Steroids makes mutants/monsters, journals man (ha).

MR. SATAN: Maybe you're darting for some upcoming football game of symbolism.

LB: Hmmm...maybe you'll discover some crayon-guess there (ha).

Mr. Amlan Satan was right in his street-clues guess concerning Lady Bullseye's psyche-motivational use of the femme-hulkish muscle-enhanced incendiary crayon-avatar doodle to continue in her American-QB field slander mischief for Hell. In-deed, 'LB' sought to reflect her love of her own crayon-figurine to make some Hell at a team-mascot 'symbolism' rich stadium game and led Amlan to tip the authorities to look for 'unusual' fans at the upcoming Bears-Titans game for media-gossip and hearsay (ok!). Lady Bullseye was taken to an Oscorp center for criminal-insanity rehab and incarceration after it was discovered she sought to use an 'explosive' message for mid-game know-no (damn). This was, ultimately, something of a 'quorum' journal-story for Amlan that was for-deed...Facebook-like.

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)