Gremlins: Life Quarter

Original fanfiction trilogy of the '84 Joe Dante "Gremlins" Xmas-classic finds darlings chasing a mutated troll in mall with weapon for a salvation-helmet.

Gremlins (Joe Dante) fanfiction for your December-holidays season Sunday. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body or to the referenced work/film of inspiration and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"There I was at my Haddonfield-Jersey shopping complex area for Xmas-'25 having Asian-noodles with my cheerleader-lady fiancee when the eatery-manager, a sage named Yang, insisted he believed he was greeting an American (Catholic) couple with a special magical pet gift reception fate and gifted us this wondrous uncategorized magical pet 'being' called a Gremlin (named Gizmo) and set us off on an incredible holidays-'25 'misadventure' of the heart and bones. Follow along, friends (Selfie-like)."

ME: Take this crown jewelry tiara thing I found for ya for a football photo-spread!

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: This is fantastic, love...but Gizmo is even more special.

ME: The noodles-sage guy warned us not to feed our 'magic' pet post-12AM, love.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: I'm the kind of human to take that serious, but you not, ok.

ME: I don't see what the Hell would happen to our human lives if we fed it late!

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Sure (Selfie-like).

"We should've heeded the dark omen warning of the Haddonfield mall eatery sage who gifted us Gizmo; because we took the magical 'Gremlin' home that Xmas-'25 season, found good home-spirits for love and holidays-cheer and (secret) magical intuitions of friendship, enjoying the little wondrous 'being' drive-around in our mini electric car we bought it at the mall. There we were, two Earthlings-Americans, enjoying Earth-Xmas in the States with our Gremlin pet when I decided to feed it at 12:01 AM...and watched the pet multiply into 2 beings separately, with one becoming a hideous stripe-haired troll specter we named the Stripe (damn)."

ME: We'll take Gizmo in my backpack and run around the mall with our weapon.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: This was supposed to be our first pre-marriage Xmas, love!

ME: Well, we already chased the Stripe-troll to the mall with good-courage, hon.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: You sure this 'Stripe' shall be subdued with your acid-gun?

ME: This water-gun with a thin-glass tube in piston loaded with HCL is the magic!

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: What's the eatery-sage at the mall thinking of this gun?

ME: Good question, love...but I'm guessing this courageous chase is wapon-wise.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Just shoot the Stripe (troll) in the feet to load it in cage.

ME: Will do, hon...for the good of the mall, Haddonfield, and our sanity.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: That Stripe's a hellraiser from the dark-side of Hell, man.

ME: Don't worry (Xmas-jukebox).

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Sure (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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