Bad-Secretary: A 'Redux' Shield Calvary

Bad-Secretary: A 'Redux' Shield Calvary

A Story by Abishai100
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Office-man man needs therapy for recurring-dream of vanishing flight-team involving an eccentric member's claim of angel-like inspiration for things of Selfie-materialism.

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Interrupting my Gremlins (Joe Dante) fanfiction 3-part with this single-piece about the psyche-deformity of (manmade) superstitions of office-space. Happy Sunday/Xmas, all 
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PSYCHIATRIST: These dreams in-sleep of seeing the Bermuda Triangle planes?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm not crazy, and I blame my NFL-office secretary, doc!
PSYCHIATRIST: You transport to the flight-crew in-sky and one pilot is magician?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Calls himself the Mandrake and claims his maiden is an angel.
PSYCHIATRIST: An angel secretary part of your flying-team about to vanish, Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: As a conservative Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian, I resist!
PSYCHIATRIST: Maybe your NFL-office secretary (Danica?) is adultery-ghost, Satan.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's interesting, for a Selfie-culture bureaucracy...hmmm.



Amlan had this recurring dream he confided about, to his psychiatrist in the American Homeland area of New England, thinking there'd been some Selfie-lifestyle (or culture) 'link' between his NFL-office secretary-lady (Danica) and the ghost-adultery maiden-muse 'angel' figurine one of the characters in his dream-sleep 'view' of a vanishing flight-crew that included a very unusual pilot team-member of magician-visage who called himself the Mandrake (hmmm).



DANICA: Boss, there's gossip, from your own blog, about your own adultery life!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, I just wanna know your thoughts on adultery, Danica, ok?
DANICA: This is what you tell your therapist, boss...your secretary's a dream-pill?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: In my dream, a flight-team man vanishing is an evil magician.
DANICA: And I'm this magician's angel-maidservant, Mr. Satan (hmmm)?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Look, you're right...I'd a nasty adultery with my ex-wife (Hell).
DANICA: Didn't you find-out she'd been courting her high-school romance, boss?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I doubt that's link for this planes-vanishing magician-dream!
DANICA: I disagree, boss...maybe you have 'calvary' image of loners (Selfie-like).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's holiday (Facebook-like).



Of course, Amlan was happy working in his American Homeland NFL-office space of things everyday/bureaucracy/marketing/networks for a new Earth of things of sports media/grids excellence for TV-culture (ok). Why'd he have this dream, post-divorce, of his secretary-lady (Danica), herself mired in some 'nasty' adultery office-space gossip for hearsay, part of some flight-team member's magician claims of angel-inspirations of doubt-proliferation consciousness for Hell? Was this Amlan's 'calvary' of a loner-thinking time of Selfie-Earth bureaucracy-angst (for doubt)? Why the NFL? Why his secretary? Amlan Satan had to wonder (for leviathan/uncertainty).



PSYCHIATRY: Flying to Kuala Lumpur, Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: With my secretary, doc...she'd divorced (too).
PSYCHIATRY: You're too superstitious, Mister Patient...but you earn this retreat!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Maybe American football injects the human-mind with clouds.
PSYCHIATRY: This modern (American) Selfie-culture is (all) about self-space arts.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Sure, and Danica and I just might 'disappear' into Malaysia, ha.
PSYCHIATRY: Never take dreams lightly, Amlan Satan...for they're Selfie-calvary.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: For Heaven/Hell (runner's garlic)...thanx, doc (Happy Xmas).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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