Gremlins: Life Quarter

Original fanfiction trilogy of the '84 Joe Dante "Gremlins" Xmas-classic finds darlings chasing a mutated troll in mall with weapon for a salvation-helmet.

Gremlins (Joe Dante) fanfiction for your December-holidays season Sunday. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body or to the referenced work/film of inspiration and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"My misadventure in my Homeland-Jersey shopping complex area for Xmas-'25 had continued with flourish for darkness as my girlfriend/fiancee accompanied me for a chase of the Stripe-troll which was born from a post-12AM feeding (for our gifted magical-pet Gremlin) resulting in a horrid multiplication/mutation of our pet. Our pet Gremlin, named Gizmo, was in my backpack, as was my water-gun filled which HCL for weaponized chase of the evil troll-Stripe in our American Homeland mall (damn)."

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: So much for my tiara-crown present for Xmas-'25 magic!

ME: Nothing is decided yet, love...we've still got 'chance-miracle' to nab Stripe.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Just aim perfectly once we spot Stripe inside this mall, hon.

ME: I hope a quick shot-or-two at the troll's feet will facilitate its quick-caging!

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: I recommend we return Gizmo to the sage if we triumph.

ME: The mall security personnel informed me Stripe's been making havoc/Hell.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Selfie-like.

"Sure, we brought Gizmo (our 'Gremlin') home that holiday-season and enjoyed playing with him and his car-toy before I (unwisely) opted to feed the magical-pet at 12:01AM. Maybe something in its circadian-rhythms for homeostasis sparked the mutation and inception-birth of its 'evil-twin' (the hideous tiny-troll 'Stripe'); all I knew then was we had to save our mall (where we saw Stripe run to as we chased him in the snow!), our Xmas, and maybe our sanity for holidays-'25 ghost-magic (damn)."

SECURITY PERSONNEL: Make sure you take-care of this troll you claim duty for, ok.

ME: Please don't fear, sir...we've got an acid-gun to disorient the sucker, Hell, ok.

SECURITY PERSONNEL: We take-care to make this Homeland-Jersey mall heaven.

ME: I know it, sir...and I assure you I've got some amateur aim-skill to get Stripe!

SECURITY PERSONNEL: Xmas can be a traffic-trying time, friend, so don't give up.

ME: Of course now, sir...and my girlfriend and I know this mission is (all) football.

SECURITY PERSONNEL: Good.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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