Gremlins: Life Quarter

Original fanfiction trilogy of the '84 Joe Dante "Gremlins" Xmas-classic finds darlings chasing a mutated troll in mall with weapon for a salvation-helmet.

Gremlins (Joe Dante) fanfiction for your December-holidays season Sunday. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body or to the referenced work/film of inspiration and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Wow, you really took quick-swift shots at the troll's feet!

ME: I assured you, love, that I'd find Homeland-Jersey mall heroics for our cage.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: With the evil mutant troll 'Stripe' in cage, we know new IQ.

ME: We walk to the Asian noodles-eatery and find the sage who gave us Gizmo!

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: You explain our gross-anatomy error; I'll return the Gremlin.

ME: We'll make peace and take the wisdom-word from the sage for this heroics?

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Happy Xmas...thank the stars, hon (Facebook-like).

"What started out as a normal American Homeland Xmas in year-'25 with my gift bag of a great tiara-crown jewels-piece for my girlfriend-fiancee turned into a rather metaphysics-quickness for harrowing evasion of Hell after we were gifted our magical 'Gremlin' pet named Gizmo and accidentally fed him post-midnight despite being warned not to do so by the mall-eatery sage who gifted us the Gremlin (ok). Our Gizmo-darling multiplied into 2 and then one multiple was a mutant of evil-eyes we named the 'Stripe' (a real troll!). We chased Stripe into the mall and then brought Gizmo in my backpack which also held my homemade 'acid-gun' for heroics. My girlfriend-fiancee was right to state this heroics was absolute (Facebook-like)."

SAGE: Well, we've found some lesson learned for Earth, eh?
ME: Here's your Gremlin, sage...and here's the troll we captured (in cage!).

SAGE: All's fair that ends in the heavens for return of sanity, eh?
ME: My girlfriend-fiancee was as relieved as I concerning this acid-gun chase, sir.

SAGE: That's why I warned you to heed my lifestyle-omen, but you found miracle.

ME: That's the (whole) Xmas-'25 truth here, sir...and it was (all) Selfie-like (thanx).

SAGE: Farewell (Facebook-like).

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: We'll marry and have a (safer) 'brighter' Xmas in '26, love.

ME: Wife-to-be, that's a golden word for the bees (ok).

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Lucky the mall-sage took back the Gremlin (and Stripe).

ME: The acid proved to disable Stripe long-enough for me to cage it for right.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: Let's look forward to the Super Bowl and things cleaner, eh?

ME: That's sound-word for a Winter that saw us have to do a ton of a lot here, ha.

GIRLFRIEND/FIANCEE: The Gremlin-Gizmo really was magic...we saved our spirit.

ME: We did just that, love...and it was (all) Selfie-like...for 'onside' knack.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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