Card for Damsel: Roman (American) Think/Tank

Hero-Shadow marks Earth football-girl for securities-greatness post-threats to her spirit/person made by the vicious Slasher (terrorist) in what could become a 'hyperbole' of knowledge.

A sports-focused crime/adventure tale, set in the American Homeland, for your December-holidays season (late Saturday!). Thanks so much for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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FANZINE: You're a loud/secret vigilante and private-dick and find this horrid case!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: They don't call me the Shadow for nothing...thanx for the chat.

FANZINE: Hey, isn't cyber-resource great for (secret) 'underworld' interviews, pal?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So, I took this Cowboys-Eagles (NFL) rivalry 'linked' case of IQ.

FANZINE: The NFL-cheerleader stalked by the 'Slasher' was the game-darling, eh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Slasher's cold-blanket, sir...and my employer (Ezzy) was scared!

FANZINE: She had reason to be, given your icy but eccentric Selfie-persona, pal.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American immigrant/citizen.

FANZINE: No other 'overground'-ID clues for us for this chat, eh, Shadow?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Neither Ezzy nor I could afford it, given Slasher's cold-blanket.

FANZINE: Can you protect Ezzy for this highly-touted Euro-game of NFL-TV?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Euro-invites to American-NFL teams signal (real) Halloween, no?

FANZINE: Good luck, and have a safe/heroic Halloween, Shadow (Facebook-like!).

The Shadow, great vigilante and private-hero for hire in the Western world (American Homeland), knew his employer-damsel, Ezzy, an American football cheerleader from the City of Brotherly Love; and Ezzy sought special media-TV culture spotlight pillows after the Eagles and Cowboys were invited to compete (on television!) in Rome for 21st-Century market-qualia of greatness/excellence/capitalism customs handshakes for Super Bowl TV-ad culture flowery growth for leviathan/uncertainty (Facebook-like!).

EZZY: Slasher's cold-blanket, Shadow (damn).

SHADOW: He don't know my face, darling Ezzy...never fear!
EZZY: You doubt he's not serious about this cinema-image linked Roman terrorism?

SHADOW: I doubt he'd not take my lure-trap to draw out with my card/trick, Ezzy.

EZZY: Slasher's finding cold-blanket interest from your Cowboys-QB collector-item?

SHADOW: I blogged, "Be there as clown I will with card to see fan with 1K offer!"

EZZY: You then use 'psychic-sense' to determine which fan appears with offer.

SHADOW: I'll know who thinks to mark me, since I blogged about ya, my Rapunzel.

EZZY: So, Rome's 'new colosseum' concerns Eagles-Cowboys 'hype' for kilns.

SHADOW: Slasher won't resist the (gossip) tune...and I'll have liquid-nitrogen gun.

EZZY: Freeze his damn boots, ha (ok).

SHADOW: Never fear (Facebook-like!).

Friends, would you believe Shadow's great vigilante-detective 'trick' worked to a know-T (for leviathan/uncertainty)? Wow, Shadow was in-deed lured to the Roman 'new colosseum' for media-gossip wrestling for vanities (damn). Shadow (Amlan Satan) froze those steel-tipped boots the American psycho blogged about and hero-Shadow sensed it was he who made the 'Roman-knowledge' offer for the blogged-about Cowboys-QB collectors-coveted card of treasure/insurance aura for ghost-magic (ok!). Ezzy was safe after Slasher was incarcerated for criminal-insanity (forever!); and Slasher told media he sought to (otherwise) make cinema-extraction terrorism-image in Roman time for distress of Shadow's Rapunzel-lady (Ezzy). This story had become a 21st-Century social-nets securities vanities hyped for all things of (modern) Earthling...'kinesthesia' (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)