The Crow: One NFL PhD.

James O'Barr ('Crow') comics fanfiction finds a resurrected-avenger thwarting the evil-eye(s) of a ruthless baroness of bloody gems 'jewelry.'

Injecting this quick Crow fanfiction for your Xmas-season into my Green Hornet trilogy-fanfiction series. Happy Tuesday (thanks for reading), 

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"I was killed. Baroness Dartmouth had me shot with a silencer for my optimism write about diamond-ads linked to Euro-invites of American-NFL teams because of eyes drawn to her smugglers-roads tied to the African warlord Shaka (damn). However, the Crow, my bird-spirit guide, brought me back from the afterlife and cast me as an animalia head-gear wandering prowling psychic-sense enhanced blogger and HCL-gun wielding vigilante. I called myself the Crow (Selfie-like!)."

DARTMOUTH: Crow?
ASSOCIATE: He's been some American football (Seahawks) investor, Baroness!

DARTMOUTH: They say he looks like that idealist, Mr. Amlan Satan, eh?
ASSOCIATE: The Slovak-Algerian Catholic American citizen/immigrant we shot?

DARTMOUTH: He was some eco-capitalism thinker and my thieves were inquired.

ASSOCIATE: Crow's Satan?

DARTMOUTH: Facebook-like.

"I infuriated the Baroness so much after stalking and terrorizing her minions in the Western world that she decided to make some cinema-copycat image of Euro-NFL exhibition threats to deliver the message the underworld of bloody-diamonds wouldn't (simply/purely) be usurped by (weird) metaphysics gossip about resurrected bird-spirit avengers making fools out of her minions of Hell (Facebook-like)."

FANZINE: The Euro-NFL terrorism was intercepted and bombs discovered.

DETECTIVE YALE: We found some bird-spirit crayon-doodle left-behind.

FANZINE: The Crow?

DETECTIVE YALE: Anything gives...in this time of NFL and terrorism, friend.

FANZINE: Unwinding with Mardi-Gras, Yale?
DETECTIVE YALE: Crow's completed his mission, all's well, so why not?

FANZINE: Facebook-like (for Earth's crayons/jellyfish).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)