Gozer's Field Goal (Exorcist)

Gozer's Field Goal (Exorcist)

A Story by Abishai100
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Idealistic/ambitious psyche-scholar of things Freudian/archaeological seeks city-tower top sighting gossip meditation (or encounter) with a (Sumerian) demon for jigsaws.

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Spirits/demons metaphysics-adventure (fiction). Happy Xmas-December Tuesday, all (thanks for reading!), 
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MR. AMLAN SATAN: As a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American, I'm intrigued, sure.
FANZINE: You're a fine Catholic-school scholar of things of clairvoyance/exorcists!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I used to play adventure video-games as a boy; training-days!
FANZINE: You believe in these Sumerian myths about Gozer the shape-shifter?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Ghostbusters fan (sure)...portal-message of destructor-eye.
FANZINE: You found some relevance-rich amulet symbol for archaeology-talk.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Nice to think burying it for future-archaeology is cool-art?
FANZINE: Good-luck...they say there's weird-omen invoking Gozer (real), friend.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanx for the cyber-interview...I like Freud's Ego & Id.
FANZINE: Good scholarship memory of Selfie-know (sure!)...good luck, sir.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Of course.



Mr. Amlan Satan, scholar of the American Homeland of things of demonology and archaeology, trekked to the top of a city-tower where reports of sightings of a Sumerian androgynous-god named Gozer, bringer of destroyer-image through a dimensions-portal, were made/gossiped (Facebook-like). Amlan had studied varied concepts of the mind's construction of relations-blended 'super-images' of the will and of regret or of the conscience and its links to demon-worship and totems/signs/symbols/amulets of immortality and mortal-thoughts throughout Blue Planet history (ok). He believed either one of two possible realities was accurate, that the 'witnesses' to Gozer (a demon referenced in a Big-'80s adventure-ghost film of great celebrity-fun) were simply seeing negative-afterimages of something in that city's street/traffic subconscious for general post-9/11 paranoia gossip (on social media!); or that Gozer really did appear (as a ghost of some-kind) to bring some dark-languages about the Freudian-concept of the mental category/construction of the Id (the 'will-force' behind the human mind's direction to make things free-will dangerous, for vertigo/indulgence).



INTERVIEW: Scarecrow, Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I intend to make-face on that tower-top masked for harvest!
INTERVIEW: Theater, Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American scholarship-life is art, no?
INTERVIEW: Gozer's some Freudian-Id citizenry/mob paranoia afterimage, surely.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: What if the specter's Realism, some mass-consciousness being?
INTERVIEW: So, your Freudian-mysticism study draws you to Scarecrow-theater.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: If I see Gozer (as a mass-psyche Id-fog), I'm cool-host, ha.
INTERVIEW: They say Scarecrow is a personage of things...chance-psychology.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Wish me luck (Selfie-like).

Mr. Amlan Satan was now set to either see Gozer, as the Scarecrow, or exorcise his own scholars-mindful indulgence-liberties to dispel the gossip-sightings as mere social media theatrical 'field goals' (ok). Amlan ended up vanishing, but gossip-flew about his encounter with Gozer on the tower in the city (Facebook-like).



GOZER: Welcome to this darkened tower, fool.
SATAN: I've brought my home-made liquid-nitrogen 'ice-gun' (as Scarecrow), ha.
GOZER: Idealism.
SATAN: Shall I shoot ya with ice, Gozer the destructor?
GOZER: I got here through portals because of your city's 9/11 jitters, ha.
SATAN: I shall exorcise ya-back to your own realm with my ice, Sumerian demon!
GOZER: I knew the Sumerians, and I doubt you know them likewise, idealist.
SATAN: Maybe you're a figment of the American-Id, Gozer the destructor!
GOZER: Sigmund Freud, mad-genius of 'jellyfish'...but maybe I'm just real to you.
SATAN: That's rich...maybe I'll shoot you with ice (now!) to discover 9/11-lead.
GOZER: Let's see what chance has in-store for you, fool (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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