A Football Jeans

A Football Jeans

A Story by Abishai100
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Fan/writer and sports (American football) trading-cards collector man thinks his Dallas-memento of things 'know' for fanfare/bias/superstition invokes an Earthling helmet for largeness.

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NFL-graphics portrait for your '25-year. Thanks for reading (Happy Xmas), 
DISCLAIMER: This work of sports fiction offers no ties to any person(s)/body and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"Well, despite the fact that my Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American sensibilities as a sports (American NFL football) trading-cards collecting made me sensitive to the timeless fanfare of Dallas (Tx, USA) spirits things for Cowboys-QB greatness reflection, I knew the named super athlete on my NFL-card (a great QB of Lombardi-laurel) wasn't as prolific a Super Bowl achievement stats-accruing NFL-QB like, say Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana, or Tom Brady; but I wanted my Tx/USA card to be a magic charm for things...'know'."



READER: That's accurate that your Dallas-man isn't as stats-soaring as others.
ME: I mentioned those 'others' for hyperbole, including Montana and Brady!
READER: Well, your Dallas-guy was the #1-pick in his NFL-Draft year (ok).
ME: I feel pretty-cool cheering Tx/USA things here, Mardi-Gras time.
READER: Why, you had cowboy-costume stuff in college?
ME: I sure did...and I wonder how my adult sport writing/spirits life reflects.
READER: What's your Mardi-Gras mask, for your Cowboys-card now, fool?
ME: More a male harlequin, for still a football-TV culture 'knucklebones' pizza!



"My girlfriend, an NFL-cheerleader, claimed to me my writer's insistence that my Cowboys-card reveals a boy-like cheer for what made 'them-Cowboys' something of a '90s-decade cool for TV-culture and energizer-IQ, and I remember those boy-years of recreating Cowboys-49ers 'things' on Madden for general human/social jellyfish for know (ha)."



WAITRESS: Here's your square pizza, friend.
ME: Men love Sunday pizza.
WAITRESS: Enjoying the Seahawks-Rams game on our TV, friend?
ME: Sure am, but wishing them-Cowboys had cooler season, sure.
WAITRESS: Nice Cowboys-QB card you have on your table there, friend.
ME: It's worth $100, but I'll never sell it, lady (ha).
WAITRESS: Football's jellyfish...American jellyfish, sure.
ME: Thanx (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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Added on December 17, 2025
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