Thursday Division: Batman and Harlequin (Part 1)

Idealist vigilante ('the Batman') counters a Thursday football's eve hell crafted by his only (evil) rival, clown-anarchist Harlequin (trilogy-fanfiction).

Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction trilogy for your December-Xmas season pre-weekend. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fiction offers no ties to DC or its productions and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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FANZINE: Why do you go by the (flying night-creature) alias for street-vigilantism?

THE BATMAN: Bats are resilient and have night view; it's my vigilante-Selfie.

FANZINE: This man working as diamonds-hero in Gotham, the Batman, is you?
THE BATMAN: In this cyber-interview, I can't reveal everything, but all's gossip.

FANZINE: So, you've lead there's direct line for terrorism during this NFL-game/

THE BATMAN: The villainess (Harlequin) seeks Gotham-TV audience pure-fear.

FANZINE: So, Harlequin (clown-cosmetics evil girl) thwarts our city during TV.

THE BATMAN: That's why the Batman (if it's me, friend) prowls masked/geared.
FANZINE: Guess Harlequin shall strike-down the police-station during NFL-TV?

THE BATMAN: Seattle-Angeles are rival-cities of the West; Gotham's her mark.

FANZINE: So..."Harlequin strikes cops during TV; the Batman streaks as stranger."

THE BATMAN: Selfie-like (for doubt).

It's true, Thursday-night NFL-TV had many Gothamites of the American Homeland thinking home-lifestyle securities comforts for (everyday) social media thought, and the Batman, a mysterious masked psyche-defender vigilante (masked/geared/weaponized) prowled-around seeking the Harlequin (his only adversary of real identity-worth or darkness), a clown-costumed mysterious evil-woman with terrorist-eye for disruption of everyday-life in Gotham (city). The Batman knew that Harlequin sought Homeland vertigo during a new Earth time of NFL international-hospitality facilitating (otherwise) 'cool' things of mental and pillows know-of-good (for doubt).

THE BATMAN: Thanx for emailing me, evil one.

HARLEQUIN: I'm your rival, B-man.

THE BATMAN: "B-man" is some alias you give me here, Harlequin (hmmm)?

HARLEQUIN: Yes, prince...'B' as in not A+ or even B+, but just grade B (school).

THE BATMAN: I'm mediocre, clown-girl?

HARLEQUIN: You won't catch me, law-artist.

THE BATMAN: You wanna destroy our Gothamites Thursday for NFL-TV?

HARLEQUIN: The two teams/cities playin' tonight are rivals (like us!).

THE BATMAN: I have a sneaky-thought what you'd hit to make TV-time panic.

HARLEQUIN: Let's hope you're right, B-man...for rivalry culture (ha).

THE BATMAN: I'll see you in Hell, evil one (Facebook-like).

Friends, the Batman had become Gotham's one good-hope; and he prowled around on Thursday's eve, during NFL-TV pillow-talk for city-citizenry social media normalcy; and he knew Harlequin (his one-rival) would strike the cop-station to make TV-time sanity insane (wow). The Batman was on his bike, masked/geared to make himself look like a tourist from Egypt, holding a home-made water-gun filled with acid, ready to disorient Harlequin's 'brand' of incomplete-arts of terrorism-know for doubt (damn). Of course, the eccentric/valiant masked vigilante, with alias of night-flying creatures for dark vision/resilience, prayed he'd end the Thursday night football culture time of daring with simple home-made 'exotic' lamb-curry for comforts/know (ok).

TO BE CONTINUED...

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