Jellyfish-Now: Joker's Russian (Part 3)

Eccentric masked vigilante of the Gotham nights engages with a clown-faced anti-social pseudo-terrorist criminal ('Joker') for words of (American) social civics judgment.

Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction trilogy. Merry Xmas, all (thanks for reading), 

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The Batman had miraculously managed to foil the hell-scheme(s) of the villainous clown-costumed/faced Joker in Gotham City when he predicted and intercepted the clown holding acid and walking into the city-zoo with bad-gossip prints for darkness from the dark-side (ok). The Batman, great masked prowling vigilante of overground-ID unknown and invisible, loved bats and flying-creatures of resilience for an image of crime-solving focus for Earthling/American know and knew the Joker had become his real-rival of things of disaster and social media citizenry paranoia for doubt (Selfie-like).

JOKER: Here I am here and now incarcerated in Arkham Asylum, bat-dude.
BATMAN: You've been allowed to keep your face-makeup on, but no costume, eh?

JOKER: Patient/in-mate clothing, but yes...doc states face-makeup is permitted.

BATMAN: You see I show here for this tiny-interview in my own mask/costume!

JOKER: I had implied we're similar, bat-dude...but I'm circus, and you're animal.

BATMAN: The city needs positive-art, and you warranted your own cage, Joker.

JOKER: We're both men of mysteries, bat-dude; and I'll stay here if they keep me!

BATMAN: Why wouldn't they be able to keep you here, Joker?

JOKER: You prevented zoo-disaster, but I may depart from Arkham...for more art.

BATMAN: What you thought/did/tried was anything but Gotham-art, Joker (ok).

JOKER: Remember what I said about evil and its smiles...hard to mask.

BATMAN: Facebook-like?

The bizarre Joker was now in Arkham Asylum; and the Batman hoped the incarceration was permanent/lifelong. While inside Arkham, Joker began chatting-away with personnel and journal-men, insisting he had much to spew about qualia of Earthling/American traffic and grids and globe-rhetoric for 'worldly' affairs like US-Russia relations post-invasion of Ukraine for a consumerism modernism think-tank feel of worry and paranoia-smiles. Sure, Joker was something of an entertainer, but the Batman knew if he remained incarcerated (in Arkham) in Gotham, he'd not find new/bizarre ways to suck the smile out of an American helmet (Facebook-like).

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Chicken-pie, Batman-pal?
BATMAN: That was weird-case for deed, Gordon (wow).

COMMISSIONER GORDON: You prevented some bizarre chemicals-story at the zoo!

BATMAN: That's truth, Gordon (ha).

COMMISSIONER GORDON: There's already tabloids-talk of Joker's 'recruits' (art).

BATMAN: That's social media for ya, Gorton...incomplete-distances know of Hell.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: We both agree your Gotham crusade has one laurel.

BATMAN: Selfie-like (for doubt).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)