The Thief Who Equated Me

Time-capsule narrative-tell of a magazine-universe person's encounter with an underground-infiltrations 'prince' who invokes expression of mod-Earthling 'arrow' for know.

A world adventurism portrait to close your Xmas-weekend Sunday's eve (stay warm), 

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"I was swept-away by a dashing underground Selfie-proclaimed 'warrior' of sorts who liked referencing the Liar-paradox ('Every statement is incomplete') for a logic-language contradictions smile concerning his paradoxical work as a recruit of some group called FIRA ('Foreign-something'). This warrior-fellow, a diamond-thief, worked to undermine some bad youth-links to black market activity in the modern United Kingdom destabilizing Parliament-talks concerning economics-views for inter-religious capitalist life forwarding modern Euro-intelligence for progressive Western world diplomacy thoughts/confidence (for doubt!). This warrior, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian immigrant/citizen of the American Homeland was linked to some work with eco-capitalism (or something!) with Friends of Sinn Fein (New England chapters)."

"I scribbled in my personal journals during this offbeat sweep and adventure with this dashing diamond-thief that I thought I was in-contact with a real-life power-rings boasting super hero of real magic for eco-capitalism thought/action (for Heaven/Hell!). I fell for him, and maybe it was because he loved comic books (Facebook-like)."

"Friends, I relay this weird Euro-adventure tell to ya in my time-capsule write I'm burying in my (New England) backyard for future-world archaeologists to make-sense discovery of my town Somerville reach of things of capitalism weight for underground (black market) intelligence heroics, long past the era of Robin Hood for some social/media modern-era story-fiction worth its weight in merry-Xmas silver-and-gold (for Catholics, Protestants, etc.)."

"Friends, I'd become a special magazine-lady and toured the UK when I met this dashing diamond-thief who made me wonder if he was Robin Hood or James Bond; but what I was certain of was that his dark-life of underground (invisible?) heroics was something invoking the bread/fruit of new age Earth superstitions (or 'jitters') of capitalism disasters like warlord-gems for rogue-finance pockets controls needs for basic social-governance storytelling (and/or cinema)."

THIEF: 'Exotic' lamb-curry plate, my specialty, mother's-home recipe, lady.

ME: Excellence for darkness, eh?

THIEF: You never must know my (actual) name, lady-love (ok).

ME: Lantern's what I've been calling ya, ha.

THIEF: Good-enough, magazine-woman (Facebook-like).

ME: We should marry and have honeymoon in Darjeeling, Lantern-man.

THIEF: Isn't there terrorism there now (hmmm)?

ME: Lamb curry should ease the modern Earthling dread-of-Hell (ok).

THIEF: Selfie-like (for special teams).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)