Carolina's Pho {Heist}

An inventive/offbeat eco-heist portrait of black market insurance 'know' for American Homeland jitters links a teller-woman and Robin Hood type for diamonds-Joules.

Durham (NC/USA) set modern heist-fiction/adventure for your Xmas-week. Thanks for reading, 

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BANK MANAGER: Claimed he was sent for some insurance-theater for media.

INTERVIEW: Sent by Ion-co. itself or a rival for some eco-gossip (diamonds)?

BANK MANAGER: (Masked) Halloween-guy used acid-gun for burn/swap (toys).

INTERVIEW: Left insurance note, "Baron Ion's eco-gossip for (prepaid) NFL!"

BANK MANAGER: This was some street-gossip 'insider' heist-theater for a story.

INTERVIEW: You wish to stay-clean of Durham streets blood-gems smugglers-art.

BANK MANAGER: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

Well, Mr. Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Carolina resident), aka 'Shadow' (eco-theater alias), pulled in front of the Durham bank where (rumored/insured) 'blood-diamonds were stored for Ion-co. street/smugglers gossip of black market 'know' in the 21st-Century, in a painted theater-work van and darted in with mask and water-gun with acid and a prepped bank-teller woman (Ezzy) for an apparent 'insider' insurance sculpture meant to draw Halloween-Day examination-eye for work with diamonds-markets tied to NFL-ads in North Carolina (hmmm).

DETECTIVE: These smuggled gems for black market were from warlord-zone.

POLICE CHIEF: Exploitations of so-called conflict-zone gems are now American?

DETECTIVE: Rogue-finance for NFL-ads of gems is linked to Euro-invites, Chief.

POLICE CHIEF: Maybe this (masked) Halloween-guy was Robin Hood or insider.

DETECTIVE: Both Ion and the Durham-bank wish to stay-clean of insurance-gossip.

POLICE CHIEF: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

EZZY: Belgian waffles...in Brussels?
AMLAN ('Shadow'): Ion's drawn Interpol-eye for his black market tie to Africa!

EZZY: You want to fly-away with your teller-ally who facilitated theater/crowd.

AMLAN: We love each other!

EZZY: Should I be in-love with Robin Hood, merry-man?
AMLAN: Hey, eco-capitalism's my agenda/eye here...and we've got waffle-dive!

EZZY: You're an idealist...I'm Carolina-pragmatist.

AMLAN: I'm gonna write a novel (Eco-Jabberwocky)...and you're my muse.

EZZY: Damn.

Amlan and his 'Maid-Marian' enjoyed a nice pot of Pho (noodles) pre-flight to Belgium and thought-back to how/why life in the Carolinas made for their bound-Romanticism for things of eco-consciousness (ok). Sure, he was an antihero and an eco-writer, but Earth-minerals mining corruption/blackness had become his special 'misadventure' story for personal insurance (hmmm). Ezzy knew she'd been courting a special 'merry-man' of things...knucklebones. They did make it to Belgium, but the assigned detective in Durham (NC) wondered if he was outmatched for insurance-know for some 'thing' of Pho-football (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)