Bloody Woman

Detective idealist narrates his chase of the Bloody-Woman, a blogging (anonymous) mistress-of-Hell who requires an Earthling helmet-line for things 'qualia' jagged.

Injecting another fiction-vignette in-between my Earth-walls She-Ra: Princess of Power nihilism-think, a horror-genre 'mythos' portrait, for your Xmas-'25 week. Enjoy (and thanks for reading), 

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"I knew she was up to no good. I knew she was her own heroine/antiheroine. I knew I loved the football-team she served as an American cheerleader for flowers and pom-poms. I knew she was the now-infamous Bloody-Woman who blogged continuously/anonymously about removing the heads of fallen policemen she seduced, betrayed, and poisoned, right from their corpses (post-murder)...and I knew it was for some social media jellyfish the Bloody-Woman baked (for Earth)."

"My name's Amlan, and I'm a private-dick, hired to have tracked the Bloody-Woman all over the American Homeland in a new Earth of fun and colored glassy things like Euro-invites to American football teams for TV-culture commentary across the planet (ok). The Bloody-Woman was wandering/blogging around the continent and I suspected around Europe too! She was hunting policemen, for some anti-exorcist social media blogging 'campaign' of things of undeniable but invisible darkness for loss of spirits and sportsmanship (or maybe civil-walls). I considered myself the ultimate Sherlock Holmes...and the Bloody-Woman had become my special anti-Rapunzel for no-heroine image (for myth)."

"I decided to start blogging about Bloody-Woman directly while tracking her as a sleuth on Earth, talking liberally about her incomplete-distances readings to the accessibility of bad-exorcism adjectives baked/made for doubt and paranoia (damn). I decided the Bloody-Woman was some kind of alien or stranger, sometimes secretly scribbling that she might be from Mars disguised on Earth as a sports-woman for media to spread bad-bread around for cemetery-jokes (ok). What was her agenda for Earth-realm's words of fitness/medicine? I had a hunch now she'd be wandering around a cemetery in Europe during an American football team's flight to Belgium (hmmm)."

FANZINE: You've given yourself an alias, for our detective fanzine cyber, pal?

MR. SATAN: The Shadow, friend (ok).

FANZINE: You believe you killed the infamous Bloody-Woman (in Selfie-defense!).

MR. SATAN: That's just half-truth...but surely good-enough for myth/gossip, ok.

FANZINE: You used a silencer to dispel her in a cemetery, Shadow?

MR. SATAN: Complemented my Brussels-waffles for comforts as a detective, ha.

FANZINE: If Bloody-Woman lives...are you still our Earth's Sherlock Holmes, pal?

MR. SATAN: Facebook-like (for jump).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)