Venger's Thursday: Heist

A Story by Abishai100

Venusian sorcerer is advised by his planet-vizier to become an Earthling Robin Hood 'character' for an eco-vigilante 'hyperbole-IQ' worth its story-weight in papers (for doubt).

Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) antihero featured vignette/adventure (another fun-fable injected in-between my diorama project Xmas-Day alien-epic college-football trilogy/fanfiction). Merry Xmas, all (thanks for reading),

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BANK MANAGER: This guy was performing eco-theater outside up to Halloween.

DETECTIVE CORTES: He had an eco-prop water-gun filled with acid for burn?

BANK MANAGER: Escorted the teller-woman (Ezzy) for recording of insurance-art.

DETECTIVE CORTES: The Ion-co. gems were rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds.'

BANK MANAGER: That's right, and Baron Ion didn't want street-gossip for town!

DETECTIVE CORTES: Maybe Ion's rival sent some eco-artist for insurance-rumors?

BANK MANAGER: Baron Ion stated, "Our rival sent a sorcerer for insurance-gossip."

DETECTIVE CORTES: So, the Ion-co. now spins its own eco-theater talk for spin.

BANK MANAGER: Irony is, detective...that the Halloween-heist made eco-politics.

DETECTIVE CORTES: This Thursday-Halloween heist was a sorcerer's illusion, wow.

BANK MANAGER: Covered the vault camera with bubble-wrap during recording.

DETECTIVE CORTES: Left the recorded box-burn for Ion for a 'cartoon' kinship.

BANK MANAGER: Told the teller (Ezzy) that it was an insider-workshop (Herald).

DETECTIVE CORTES: We'll get to the bottom of this crayons-knowledge (ok!).

VENGER: I've been a winged lone pensive capitalism-writer on Venus (sorcerer).

NIGHTMARE: As your horse-companion on Venus, I think my advice is sound-IQ.

VENGER: You want me to travel to Earth and disguise myself a vigilante-prince?

NIGHTMARE: You'd learn a thing/two about qualia of things of fortune for eco-IQ.

VENGER: You give me this recommended Bostonian-Catholic name, friend?

NIGHTMARE: 'Mr. Amlan Satan' (Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American) is your mask.

VENGER: Why all this Robin Hood stuff for 21st-Century eco-capitalism gossip?

NIGHTMARE: You might think your federalism-notes are IQ with Robin Hood art.

VENGER: Alright, Nightmare...I'll do it...for a know 'field goal' (Facebook-like).

NIGHTMARE: Happy Halloween, Venger (Selfie-like).

Venger became the Boston-thief of eco-vigilante poise named Mr. Amlan Satan and performed a great Halloween-Day insurance 'theater-hyperbole' modelization with the help of a teller-woman (Ezzy) but drew the ire-eye of a Euro-policewoman who transferred to Boston-town and had no sentiment(s) for vigilantism-hyperbole for cinema or blood-diamond (black market) citizenry commentary (for superstition). Was this Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell)?

CORTES: Welcome to my NFL-writer pad, Satan.

VENGER ('Mr. Amlan Satan'): I knew I found a great-dame for my Miami-fanfare!

CORTES: I made you this 'exotic' lamb-curry for pre-game fun on Xmas-Day, fool.

VENGER: You're beautiful, Danica.

CORTES: You hear of this New England Robin Hood reincarnation cyber-gossip?

VENGER: Something about Halloween eco-theater that made Ion-gossip for gems.

CORTES: So, you follow social/media rumors and like Robin Hood 'stuff' in USA?

VENGER: If this thief was sent by Ion's rival, the gossip drew Interpol-eye, no?

CORTES: The vigilantism aura was good-smoke for my work, honestly, but...

VENGER: But, you don't like Robin Hood...so why'd you invite me to your pad?

CORTES: You blogged you like Miami-retirement culture and NFL and diamonds.

VENGER: Either you're my Maid Marian or Lady Macbeth, Danica (wow).

CORTES: You blogged you like Robin Hood...and I like questioning my courtiers.

VENGER: You suspect I'm this Halloween-Day masked vigilante thief, don't you?

CORTES: I'll know if it's you...after we make love, fool.

VENGER: Damn (Earth's kinetics).

Venger made it back to Venus and was congratulated by his planet-vizier, his horse-friend (Nightmare) who thought sound-advice for active participant-work with eco-vigilantism action for capitalism-thought for 21st-Century Earth-realm 'know' was given. Venger faked his own death in Boston-town, which drew-off the relentless Detective Cortes, whom Venger fell in love with but then realized was working with veils to determine if he was the Halloween-Day 'Robin Hood character' behind the Ion-co. 'blood-diamonds' theater-stunt for eco-gossip in New England (ok). Venger told Nightmare, "I feel like the Duke of Pearls, Nightmare...with this 'revolution' field goal (for tombstones and social media gossip!)."

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