Hades/Venger: The Quarter Doubt {NFL-Thermometers}

God of underworld challenges a traveling/disguised Venusian alien (capitalist) for new-century Earth-realm NFL-Euro links for fortune/risk downs.

Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and Hades (mythological god of underworld) featured Earth sports-matrix culture portrait, injected into my GI-Joe terrorism-paranoia fable/fiction/trilogy (for your pre-'26 Saturday AM). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Hades, god of the underworld, sought to confer/debate with an alien-visitor to Earth, a Venusian humanoid-winged pensive capitalism-study oriented sorcerer-man named Venger (who was disguised as an Earthling Bostonian-Catholic Slovak-Algerian sports-markets investor for social/cinema culture).

HADES: Greetings, Earth-culture analyst prince-man.

VENGER: Here on Earth, I'm not a Venusian sorcerer but a transformed Earthling!

HADES: Yes, your passport-ID claim is you're 'Mr. AmlaN Satan' (Boston-writer).

VENGER: Yes, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian blogger of things of Euro-NFL.

HADES: Euro-NFL, Venger?
VENGER: How'd you know I was here spying/studying and hail from Planet Venus?
HADES: I'm god of things of underworld sense and sensed your presence for art.

VENGER: Well, ok god of things, I study Euro-NFL word, mod trend in market.

HADES: Does not the Jaguars and Bucs (NFL teams/towns) seek Euro-extension?

VENGER: One may become an ('official') Euro-town based franchise now, wow.

HADES: Why (American) football, prince-man?

VENGER: Well, god of things of, I suppose I seek competition-IQ for globe-crayon.

HADES: Things of antiterrorism, eh?

HADES: Planet Hollywood fan?
VENGER: I make-show of my NFL-market IQ for Euro-windows of superstitions, ok.

HADES: As 'Mr. Amlan Satan' of Euro-American art, you're word of vanities, eh?

VENGER: Football is offense-defense plan, grit/helmets, choreographed contests.

HADES: In America, 'football' is a different sport than 'soccer' for TV, no?

VENGER: Yes, ha...'soccer' is called 'football' outside America (very different).

HADES: This new Earth time of Euro-invites to NFL teams is capitalist-knowing.

VENGER: Yes, god of things...I suppose I make blog-word for superstitious rain.

HADES: Think Euro-NFL TV time shall deter this new time of terrorism-cleats?

VENGER: Surely, god of things...there's 'play' for link of sport and contracts.

HADES: What is the new Earth social-contract, prince-man?
VENGER: I contend/debate that it's (all) about...'sibling'-consumerism (no?).

HADES: Maybe you're right...for kilns (Facebook-like)...good axes (farewell).

VENGER: Thanx (cinema-like!).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Do not fear...Jaguars are the better wage here, wife.

SHELBYE: I get this funny-feeling...and why'd you scribble you're from Venus?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You know I'm a Slovak-Algerian Boston-Catholic investor-man!

SHELBYE: You've got (new) dark-secrets, hubby (damn).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Jaguars are the superior NFL-Euro investment, ahead of Bucs.

SHELBYE: People like sunny Orange-State things, and Bucs have cool new-gen QB.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're sharp as Hell, and right; but Jags have good-UK cubical.

SHELBYE: Damn, you've got 'wind' of knucklebones-words for cleats, capitalist.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Cinema-like.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)