Ghost-Busted: Tower of Pantheon {Fanfiction}

Ghost-Busted: Tower of Pantheon {Fanfiction}

A Story by Abishai100
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Fanfiction of the iconic ghost-hunter comedy-adventure franchise finds an idealist-doc seeking exorcism-device gossip post-triumph on a skyscraper for (American) painting.

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Injecting my fun/bright Green Hornet trilogy (fanfiction) with this fun/bright Ghostbusters pre-'26 (New Year) fanfiction-single. Thanks for reading (stay safe/warm), 
DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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WITNESS: I tell you, Dr. Satan, I'm not claiming some false prophecy for cinema.
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, I'm a ('good') Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American telepath!
WITNESS: Don't joke about this, doctor...your skills with cognition are vital for us.
DR. AMLAN SATAN: So, my sideshow-work for exorcism-imagination brings you.
WITNESS: I was working as a faithful-librarian and I saw this specter of darkness!
DR. AMLAN SATAN: I don't doubt you, and I need the social gossip for funding, ok?
WITNESS: Just get rid of this femme from the dark-side, doctor...for Heaven!
DR. AMLAN SATAN: That's why you answered my blog-ad, librarian-woman (good).
WITNESS: Good luck...and save us from this mortal thought (Facebook-like).
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Happy Halloween.



MAYOR: This is insanity, Satan.
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Doctor Satan, Mister Mayor (ok).
MAYOR: A specter trekking from the library post-announcement to the tower?
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Something to do with diamonds and lasers and the Devil, sir!
MAYOR: You're a lone-crusader...is that it, doctor?
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Would I stake my rep for street-sightings just for kicks, Mayor?
MAYOR: I don't know, but the library has word-of-gossip that the specter's dark.
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Fits my Freudian theory that demons are talkers of the Id.
MAYOR: Hey, I read of that Id-stuff (Freud) at Dartmouth (The Ego and the Id).
DR. AMLAN SATAN: I assure you, Mister Mayor...the sun will rise for Freud/God.
MAYOR: Right (Facebook-like).



So, Dr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American idealist cognition-scientist and writer, trekked to the tower of the American Homeland city where the library-haunting specter from the dark side of the consciousness 'promised' to land (on the roof) for a serious human-race 1st-contact worth its weight in darkness for faerie-tales (ok). Satan, masked and geared for protection and good wit(s) and armed with a potent ('magical') UV-light device now sought to shine the light-toy into the eyes of the femme-specter of demonic-visage, demanding to inquire of her/its 'agenda' for Earthling-skyscraper hospitality jitters (for knucklebones).



GOZER: I am Gozer the demon woman from the bottomless pit of no water.
SATAN: That's...dry.
GOZER: Are you an idealist?
SATAN: I'm a ghost-buster, Gozer demon woman from Hell (ok).
GOZER: You understand my weight of ABCD, Doctor Satan?
SATAN: Without cinema (wow).
GOZER: Shine forth your defiance-toy of light to see what's the answer.
SATAN: For God, sure.
GOZER: Your Earthling-universe is (all) Super Bowl TV-ads, doctor.
SATAN: See if this light offers some demur-for-onsides, Gozer the demon lady.
GOZER: Damn you!



MAYOR: Thanx, Satan.
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Call me Amlan, Mayor (ok!).
MAYOR: Gozer just departed, eh?
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Back to that abyss of the ocean (maybe).
MAYOR: Don't joke, since this would've been worse than 9/11, Satan.
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Don't cry, sir.
MAYOR: Was Gozer, the demon-woman specter from Hell...an abomination, man?
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, I doubt (seriously) she'll have some 9/11 field goal.
MAYOR: What's the lessons here, doctor?
DR. AMLAN SATAN: Skyscrapers spell-lock alphabets (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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