Hansel + Gretel: The Predator Martian (Part 1)

Darling newlyweds of Mardi Gras consciousness stumble upon an erected candy-cottage in Coutourie Forest hiding a lurking sinister Martian requiring some (onside) wit(s).

Predator sci-fi horror adaptation, a blend with Hansel and Gretel (Grimms' Fairy Tales) allusion. Happy '26, all (thanks for reading), 

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AMLAN: We've a special Jack-of-clubs playing-cards paper for Mardi-Gras trek.

EZZY: We've become good newlyweds for New Orleans post-festival woods-trek.

AMLAN: I feel like we're brother and sister (almost), for a forest journey, wife.

EZZY: I ain't your sister, and you're an only-child, fool (ha).

AMLAN: Hey, we're totally siblings-like for a woods-walk after Mardi-Gras, surely.

EZZY: You've got your special high bright UV-light telescope for night vision?

AMLAN: Sure, sure, wife...and we'll mark our path ahead and behind in woods.

EZZY: Mardi Gras like (cool).

Amlan and Ezzy couldn't have anticipated the dark walk in the forest of New Orleans following their costumed festivities for Mardi-Gras in the year-'26, carrying their special ultra bright UV-light telescope for path mark and Amlan's magical Jack-of-clubs card for superstitious fortune for navigation in the deep dark woods. Amlan told Ezzy special folk stories while the two journeyed into that New Orleans forest on Planet Earth. They stumbled upon a strange small cottage...made entirely of frozen chocolate (damn).

PREDATOR: You're now my official Earthling witnesses for my Martian visit here.

AMLAN/EZZY: You're not from Mars, but you claim you'd been spying from Mars?

PREDATOR: I call myself the Predator, and I hail from a distant galaxy, and yes.

AMLAN/EZZY: Now, you applied your spy-notes to make this candy-trap in forest.

PREDATOR: You two newlyweds were geared for New Orleans forest-spirit, eh?

AMLAN/EZZY: You made a cottage entirely of frozen chocolate; we didn't resist.

PREDATOR: I noted your human world fascination with accessible goods, fools.

AMLAN/EZZY: We had to wander inside to see who'd make a chocolate-home.

PREDATOR: Now, you're tied-up (together) for my questions for life.

AMLAN/EZZY: Selfie-like (siblings-like).

Amlan wondered how he'd use his magical Jack-of-clubs card in his pocket to get out of this hell-cottage in the Louisiana woods now (Coutourie Forest). Before he and Ezzy discovered the Predator-Martian's deep-woods erected frozen-chocolate cottage, Amlan's UV-telescope ran out of power, and he joked to Ezzy, "This Coutourie-Forest is like part-word 'couture' and maybe has clues of some discovery of magic about the lifestyle-demeanor tailoring, customized-superstition of human guesswork culture/life, Ezzy." Amlan wondered if he'd be able (now!) to move the Predator-Martian to think his (magical) Jack-of-clubs pocket-card would (somehow) offer some mentalism shape clue about incomplete-distances readings to the guesswork-fortune of regional investment iconography treasure possession linked luxury-visage of Earthling lottery-hypnosis itself (hmmm).

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)