Brainiac/Venger: An NFL-Thermodynamics

Venusian sorcerer and mutant-mentalist of Earth spy on NFL-culture 'things' for shapes/qualia of competition-midways thermals (for their 'infinite' kit).

Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and Brainiac (DC Comics) pseudo-rivalry/competitiveness featured NFL-diorama (fable!) for your 1st-day of 2026. Injected in-between my magic languages Gremlins (Joe Dante) pet-omens trilogy/fanfiction. Thanks for reading! 

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Venger, winged-sorcerer of Planet Venus, pensive of capitalism 'things' for the Freudian Ego, agreed with the sound-advice of his horse-vizier friend (Nightmare) to start an Earthling-culture(s) spy study from the Earth's moon. He didn't realize that mutant powered super-calculator of things nihilism, Brainiac, had also built a spy-station on the Earth-moon, vengeful of his Planet Earth that turned his science-mentalism into deformity-oriented wrath for capitalism and 21st-Century sports-globalism consciousness (Selfie-like).

Venger was looking at the cyber-office filings and communiques of varied NFL-teams/franchises building dynasties and organization re-organization for Super Bowl laurels and noted how a #1-Draft pick had won for his Dallas-franchise a return to Lombardi-trophy glory. Super Bowl TV-ad culture had become a Western world (American Homeland) Selfie-fanfare lifestyle 'thing' of imagery; and with new Euro-invitations for NFL-franchises to expo skill and perhaps expand team aspirations, Earth-rhetoric had blended into the market-IQ of things of the grit-game of helmets, cleats, running/passing the oblong-football for gameplay, and offense/defense choreography 'mechanics' (Facebook-like!). Yes, it'd become an Earthling symbolism-bowl of things bureaucracy-applied and competition-energizer 'midways' know for the Ego and the Id (ok).

Brainiac, meanwhile, was spying, from Earth-moon, varied social/media developed images of NFL-things and football-sports for things of cinema-distributions IQ and competition-languages for art/vanity! He noted the proliferation of NFL-competition storyboards for citizenry comment (and critique) and teams/town biases fueling formal representations in cinema and commerce 'thinking' for knucklebones. Venger and Brainiac, therefore, in fact, had their spy-radar gear working on Earth's moon when their info-collection beams crossed and led to them discovering each other's secret/underground spy-lairs (for Earth's knit).

VENGER: Europe sees line of NFL-aspirations vanities for a capitalist knit, sir.

BRAINIAC: We see contours for things of NFL-weave of Earthling kaleidoscope, ok.

VENGER: Look at the market-geometry of sports-things bled into lifestyle-stuff!

BRAINIAC: Gatorade, sports-drink, was made in a home-town college landscape.

VENGER: Draft-personnel for NFL-offices measure #1-picks for trophy-earnings.

BRAINIAC: Europe wants to punctuate this lifestyle-force of NFL-IQ for traffic.

VENGER: That's such truth now, Brainiac...and we equally spy on NFL-quarters!

BRAINIAC: For this new '26-year, there's talk of trophies and butterknives, Venger.

VENGER: I see NFL-TV as more Ego; you see it as DNA; we agree about vanity?

BRAINIAC: That's fine (secret) debate-qualia, Venger; our spy-IQ makes knives.

VENGER: Facebook-like, for Earth's thorax-university (to be continued...?).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)