College Football Martian: (American) Joule

Earth football writing fan narrates his account of being inquired of his Earthling sports-culture 'know' by a curious Martian asking of (simple) jaws.

Another sports kaleidoscope/fiction injected in-between my Marvel Comics (Doctor Octopus) Earth-ethos knit for your 1st-weekend Saturday of '26. Stay warm/safe (and thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of sports fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"Friends, I had begun my cool social-media commentary story about a magical (college) football rivalry TV-memory concerning a close-scoreline stunner between Notre Dame and Penn State, a contest featuring legendary coaches and a wintry-field that was dubbed as the "Snow-Bowl" of American Homeland knit (for fan-story!)."

"Friends, the contest I cite concerning that close-scoreline stunner between rival schools/programs and a rivalry image that made for snow-fields memory for surfaced social/media Western Earthling 'culture' consciousness had become a social-media memoir of things competition and midways-war allegory (for leviathan/uncertainty!). It's no wonder that a Martian had begun spying on me as I blogged pre-story notes on my cyber-blog page (Facebook-like!)."

MARTIAN: You wrote of your Winter-trek to Brussels for waffles during writing.

ME: My Notre-Dame Fighting Irish and Penn-St. Nittany-Lions TV-tale is thousands!

MARTIAN: You see why I spied on you for diplomacy-intelligence and waffle-life.

ME: That I do, but I don't know how you got into our Earthling email servers!

MARTIAN: Never mind that, human...your waffle-imagery for football is cinema.

ME: Thanx for such high praise, Mister Martian...but my Irish/Lions tale is Selfie!

MARTIAN: I appreciate your fan-biases humility as rivalry-storytelling educational.

ME: Why this 'spy-game' for me and Belgian waffles, Mister Martian (Selfie-like)?

"Friends, I wasn't sure what the Martian emailing me wanted (with me!). However, I did appreciate his 'pronounced' interest in Irish-Lions college-football rivalry storytell for TV-culture moment consciousness in my mod-Earth of social/media know for lifestyle/superstitions. After all, that "Snow-Bowl" featured legendary coaches of Irish/Lions fame (Lou Holtz and Joe Paterno) that signified great fanfare-education for social media 'IQ' knits (for bias and creativity!). I knew now that the Martian inquiring of my sports-competition symbolism 'know' was simply inquiring of my 'diplomacy' status for TV/fitness kaleidoscopes (for doubt!)."

MARTIAN: This '92-year "Snow-Bowl" between the Irish and Lions was symbolism.

ME: That's really truth, Mister Martian (Facebook-like).

MARTIAN: You'd compare such school-rivalry glitter to Earthling bureaucracy-arts.

ME: That's really truth, Mister Martian (Facebook-like).

MARTIAN: You might invoke special Earth complexity for such game-symbolism?

ME: That's good study, for writing...and I'd compare the Snow-Bowl to WWII.

MARTIAN: World War II (1939-1945) featuring all-out 'contest' between powers?

ME: Mobilized competitive 'consciousness' makes for Earthling biases-control, no?

MARTIAN: Well, maybe you've become something of a 'Citizen Kane' of juries.

ME: Facebook-like (for social 'knucklebones').

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)