Constantine's Liar: Monsters, Checkers

Constantine's Liar: Monsters, Checkers

A Story by Abishai100
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Dark detective (John Constantine) finds a 'cool' customs-negotiations debate with nihilist Lucifer (Morningstar) for Earth-realm midfields.

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Injecting another piece in-between my Cyrano de Bergerac (Rostand) 3-part (modern) adaptation, a Constantine (DC Comics) fanfiction, with a 'customs' invocation-reference to the language-logic 'oddity-riddle' of the Liar-paradox, for your 1st-weekend Sunday of '26. Thanks for reading, 
DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fanfiction offers no ties to DC or its characters/productions and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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JOHN CONSTANTINE: Lucifer, I'm citing you for this 9/11 slang-ellipse, sir (ok?).
LUCIFER-MORNINGSTAR: You may note, dark-detective, that I require defenses.
CONSTANTINE: You require Selfie-defensiveness, Lucifer (damn).
LUCIFER: Can you not see I'm someone reputed to be fated to be a Selfie-exile?
CONSTANTINE: Self-exile may be your best-bet in a world of terror-sensitivities!
LUCIFER: Maybe to you, dark-detective, I'm a Selfie-exile for private psychiatry.
CONSTANTINE: That's funny, Lucifer...but liking legal stuff, I favor self-oculus.
LUCIFER: Liar-paradox ("Every statement is incomplete") trained in etiquette, pal?



The dark-side things detective of the American Homeland, Constantine (John), was (now!) engaged in a rather descriptive Selfie-reliance debate-matter with Lucifer Morningstar, negotiating incomplete-distances of confidence and sovereignty language for Earth-realm 'troubles' and concerns of rights-of-challenge for civilization hurdles magnifications for (outright) nihilism-value (for the Ego).



CONSTANTINE: You mark weird things of 9/11-Day like mobile-phone signals Hell.
LUCIFER: Did you not read of streets-gossip of phone-signals deformity on 9/11?
CONSTANTINE: I had, Lucifer...but your invocation of 'jitters' makes you graphic!
LUCIFER: That's why the Liar-paradox is something I require for defenses-IQ, pal.
CONSTANTINE: "Every statement is incomplete" (except that very one)?
LUCIFER: So, the opposite must hold-true, detective..."At least one is complete."
CONSTANTINE: I can guess what that one (complete) statement is, for Selfie-art.
LUCIFER: Pray tell, dark-detective (Facebook-like).
CONSTANTINE: How about..."Social direction is self-knit" (for doubt)?
LUCIFER: Ha, an emoji-compass for customs...I like it, Constantine (Selfie-like).



Dark detective (John) Constantine cheered his rather 'rich' debate about customs complexity theories with Lucifer Morningstar with a diner-plate of world-exchanges 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread and thought (deeply now!) why the Liar-paradox proved useful in negotiating matters of social direction decision-making for vanity/doubt and the idea of sovereignty as weighted markings of ideology-expression for (simplified?) study of customs-opinions excitement (for doubt!). Constantine wondered how he'd next/now use or invoke or use the Liar-paradox for some commercial/lifestyle Earthling matter of things...mortal thoughts (hmmm).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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