Cyrano, Part 3 (Adaptation)

Fun modern-adaptation of the Edmond Rostand classic literature-work of things alienation, confidence, romance, secrets, friendship, wagers, and letters of quarks.

Cyrano de Bergerac (Rostand) adaptation-invention (3-part) for your 1st-weekend Sunday of '26. Thanks for reading (stay safe/warm), 

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Poor Cyrano was now really thinking hard and too hard about the incomplete-arts of Haddonfield heroics, having already (nicely!) established himself as a pronounced musketeer of things of NFL-cards salesmanship and trade and customs and street-walk IQ for culture-glitter humor and lyricism (sure). Sure, his life had been 'colorful' and now felt Selfie-absorbed, with his new (hard!) case involving the life-direction of the beauty lady Roxanne and her eye and love of young bright princely Christian whom Cyrano adopted in a fashion to tailor and rear him to become Roxanne's deserving/earned beau-of-hearts. Cyrano had tailored words of love for letters Christian would gift to Roxanne (and had!) to win her heart with image-claim of primal sensitivity (ok). Cyrano thought to transfer his once soft/secret-love 'feelings' for Roxanne into a paternalism consciousness...simply to see her happy for social media chat/review/lyricism (Facebook-like!).

Of course poor Cyrano was thinking too-hard after knowing of young Christian's now dark ties to a maniac-cop who'd surely see him dead without love's requited fate concerning lady Roxanne who only wished a long-life with Christian (ok). Of course poor Cyrano now had to find the right Selfie-destiny to ensure the fate-cheers of Roxanne by rescuing Christian from a possible Haddonfield (town) hellmouth gripping the princely courtier-prince. Poor Cyrano had to conclude (therefore) that Selfie-sacrifice would be required to ensure Roxanne's long-term securities...with Christian of Haddonfield (Facebook-like!).

ROXANNE: What the Hell has happened, Christian my man?
CHRISTIAN: Cyrano fought a pistol-duel (dawn-time) against the maniac cop!

ROXANNE: So...you're saved?

CHRISTIAN: Cyrano and the cop killed...each other, Roxanne (damn).

ROXANNE: This is most weird, Christian my man...why Cyrano would do all this.

CHRISTIAN: There's more, my girl (damn).

ROXANNE: What's it, Christian (Facebook-like)?

CHRISTIAN: You grew to love me for my muscular attaching affection of you!

ROXANNE: Sure...and?

CHRISTIAN: It was poor Cyrano who wrote those (original) love-letters to you.

ROXANNE: It was Cyrano who fashioned those words about my visage, man?

CHRISTIAN: I pleaded with him for aid to win your nearness (for love).

ROXANNE: Damn...me thinks you found an old savior of sorts (then)...ok.

CHRISTIAN: Cool (Facebook-like).

ROXANNE: Right (ok).

SHOP-OWNER: Cyrano the great...or weird, friend?
SHOP-OWNER: Rumor flies that he was something of a Cupid, against Hell, wow.

SHOP-OWNER: Haddonfield's richer for it, to be sure...and Cyrano died in duel.

SHOP-OWNER: Fitting-fate for a dude more musical than network, ha.

SHOP-OWNER: He was unique, and his epitaph should read, "Aid to Christian."

SHOP-OWNER: Good friendship-quote for fiction or doubt (Facebook-like).

SHOP-OWNER: For NFL-cards!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)