Flash & the Witch: Downs (Part 2)

Speed-enhanced magic super hero Flash defies a Euro-NFL TV fields acid-panic made by nihilist Scarlet Witch for a social/media quietness (fanfiction).

Flash (DC Comics) adaptation trilogy, with a Scarlet-Witch (Marvel) cinematic-crossover add. (To repeat!), I felt quite experimental and inventive/cheery about comics 'stuff' this Monday and abandoned my original Halloween man/woman debate trilogy and (then) my amateur Flight/Fat-Tackle antiterrorism comics-trilogy...to (seriously) commit to this fun Flash comics adaptation/fanfiction 3-part story. Happy '26, all (thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body and all images/references used herein (e.g., Marvel) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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FLASH (Mr. Amlan Satan): Here in Spain (Madrid), feeling 'cool' about NFL-defense!

MADRID POLICEWOMAN: Think of doubts for arrival of the (evil) Scarlet Witch?

FLASH: Do not fear for her acid-spray for agenda momentum for Euro-NFL stuff!

MADRID POLICEWOMAN: Well, we've hosted the Bucs (TV) here before, but now?

FLASH: Now...you deal with stranger-things (of Hell), with field-trouble of acid!

MADRID POLICEWOMAN: So, you're a Catholic-American with mutant magic-speed?

FLASH: My scientist friend in Cali (America) marked me as a volunteer for gods!

MADRID POLICEWOMAN: Best of wishes (and luck) hero of mask/speed, ok.

FLASH: Facebook-like.

Of course, Flash had no small task to do; and he knew when the vile and villainous Scarlet Witch, a costumed Halloween-'26 season hellraiser with thoughts of villainess-art(s) for terrorism of course, he'd have to counter her 'pronounced' threats of placement of HCL (acid chemical!) bottles shattering on the football field with speedily distributed NaOH balloons to burst to neutralize the corrosive material for salvation of sports, turf, competition-sanity, and Earth-realm cinema (for doubt!).

The Flash (Mr. Amlan Satan) was once just a happy Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American aiding his Cali-scientist pal as a volunteer subject for test of an adrenaline 'magic'-potion but was 'transformed' (incompletely?) into a speed-demon bent on some use of power(s) for heroics (ok!). Now, that heroics would have to come in the intentionality-form of counter-point of Scarlet Witch's hideous scheme to place corrosive acid on the NFL-hospitality field (in Europe!) for things of sports networks paranoia (for Heaven/Hell).

FLASH: These NaOH balloons must be distributed and then shattered speedily.

NUN: Just in-time to neutralize the acid evil 'spit' by the awful Scarlet Witch?

FLASH: That's the (incomplete) truth...because I must also carry her to California.

NUN: What's the secret (here), Flash man?

FLASH: For what (Facebook-like)?

NUN: For a fast-man to neutralize a chemicals-woman (Scarlet Witch)?
FLASH: Surely a complete question of miracles, Sister; and the answer's "ESPN."

NUN: Of course...good luck, Flash son.

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)