Riddler: Santa Clara Thursday

Idealist maniac-stalker tracks a (real) maniac who seeks to make (any) vigilantism simple 'hyperbole' for doubt on Earth (in California).

Riddler (DC Comics) characterization to close your Monday's Eve. Thanks for reading (stay safe/warm), 

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RIDDLER: I'm to Santa Clara, where sunrise meditation precedes a horrid terror.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm the American Homeland (masked) vigilante, not you, fool.

RIDDLER: What I do is for TV-narcissism critiques, in this time of Euro-NFL blah.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The Bucs and Jags may find 'cool' extension to Euro-cities, pal!

RIDDER: Look at you, emailing me as a hero of NFL-idealism for Bucs/Jags trophy.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Santa Clara hosts the Super Bowl in '26, for a Bucs/Jags image!

RIDDLER: We shall see if you've got the Earthling (American) 'know' for my riddle.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I got your riddle, online..."Some thing arriving but never does."

RIDDLER: So, vigilante-man, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American (that's your ID?).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic 2nd-gen immigrant of USA, fool.

RIDDLER: So, multicultural vigilante-hero...what's my riddle's solve (hmmm)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Some 'thing' arriving but never does...is a love-letter, Riddler.

RIDDLER: Aha (Facebook-like).

The Riddler, mystery-man of prank terrorism words and antics in the Western world, threatened Santa Clara for Super Bowl paranoia, given the chance that the aspiring Bucs and Jags, two NFL-teams, had 'talk-hyperbole' of franchise-expansion into Europe and could/would face each other in Super Bowl year-'26, in a year just one-year after a terrorist-threat occurred during the Super Bowl (in year-'25), in the city of New Orleans. Riddler felt in fine-form with his love-letter riddle for paranoia (Selfie-like).

POST BY MR. SATAN: "I've laid multiple bills of great world-flares color all over the parking-lot of the Santa Clara football-stadium where the Bucs/Jags may meet for Lombardi-trophy spirit as a symbol of why commerce-consciousness for good-sportsmanship 'hyperbole' can feel like love-letters to God (ok)...and I make 'wage' here the villain Riddler shall be quieted for this riddle-threat of terrorism during the TV-land 'know' that is Super Bowl (Facebook-like)."

RIDDLER: You cat!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm the leopard-thorn in your side of funny for land-stalking.

RIDDLER: Maybe I shall kidnap a Bucs (or Jags?) cheerleader-lady to make you cry!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Upset by my riddle-solve to your Santa Clara love-letter Hell?

RIDDLER: Who do you think you are, vigilante?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Just a 'gypsy' (like you, no?)...Facebook-like.

The mysterious Riddler enjoyed his copy of his fave-Dickens work at a local diner, unmasked/uncostumed and 'assimilated' into the Western world as a regular-guy consumer, remembering how he (once!) fancied himself a rather offbeat Dickensian human-character on Earth (ok). He enjoyed his read and a town-fave sandwich (hot) and wondered if he'd seek revenge against Mr. Satan, the 'cat' who got the best-of-him (through cyber-letters).

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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