Riddler's California: Bowl Quadratic (Part 1)

As an emotionally-displaced Riddler surfaces to make Super Bowl 'jitters' in Santa Clara (California), the masked-prince (vigilante) 'Batman' defies such American Homeland hell with youthful-know.

Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction/trilogy for your Tuesday. Thanks for reading, 

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Edward Nygma, dismayed by his dismissal from an experimental cognition-sciences initiative in California, decided to make his career-angst into a will to cast himself as an American Homeland traffic-jitters riddles of terrorism crafter named the Riddler. This wasn't good enough, and the Riddler decided to re-invent himself (again!) as a chubbier and more maniacal Selfie-villain rendition of his 1st-villain Self, the 'Deformer-Riddler' for things of Super Bowl terrorism helmets in Santa Clara (California!). Riddler fashioned himself a Selfie-villainy stick-figure transformation avatar to complement his (anonymous) blogs about the upcoming Bucs show in the Super Bowl complementing potential energy talks of their grand franchise move to Spain (Euro-NFL story).

Friends, despite the truth that the weird life-choice track of the Riddler made for weird paranoia for the NFL, a fan and prince-investor and secret double-life masked vigilante calling himself the 'Batman' (Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-generation immigrant and wealthy Wall-St. good-fellow!) decided he had the quills/qualia to challenge the dark-helmet of the Riddler now for heroics and social media story.

BATMAN: What's this Euro-deal 'darkness' of marking Santa Clara and the Bucs?

RIDDLER: Well, the '26-year Lombardi-trophy quest for the Florida-Bucs is IQ, sir.

BATMAN: You wish to disorient levels of NFL-investments for TV and Euro-arts, sir?

RIDDLER: This land is mine, idealist...and your blogs of hope won't dilute my Hell.

BATMAN: I like bats for their resilience image and night-vision; you like bad tests.

RIDDLER: So?
BATMAN: We've become a 'good' modern-day Pat Garret and Billy the Kid fan-duo.

RIDDLER: No.

BATMAN: Santa Clara's Americans.

As the '26-year Super Bowl fast approached, and the calculating/sinister Riddler plotted twists/turns for making 'mark' of bad Bucs fate for mischief/anarchy with a riddle about California Gold Rush vanities for TV/social-media, the masked vigilante and prince Batman (Mr. Amlan Satan) sought to solve and counter such 'riddling' with a direction-of-Xbox...for school youth.

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)