Riddler's California: Bowl Quadratic (Part 3)

As an emotionally-displaced Riddler surfaces to make Super Bowl 'jitters' in Santa Clara (California), the masked-prince (vigilante) 'Batman' defies such American Homeland hell with youthful-know.

Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction/trilogy for your Tuesday. Thanks for reading, 

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BATMAN: Our game has begun, and I'm in Santa Clara, prepping for Super Bowl TV!

RIDDLER: Who cares?
BATMAN: Don't lose heart now, Riddler-man...for I've found clues for your method.

RIDDLER: Sure.

BATMAN: I make 'wage' here as vigilante-Americana that you've got money-plans.

RIDDLER: Money is everything, Batman.

BATMAN: Your little crayon-doodle double-Selfie avatars, skinny/chubby are good.

RIDDLER: Good.

BATMAN: Look, I made guess you're some disgruntled producer seeking NFL-evil.

RIDDLER: Maybe that's incomplete-truth, vigilante-man.

BATMAN: I'm the Batman, and I'll find your art-clue for my catch of your cartoons.

Well, Mr. Amlan Satan, who called himself Batman, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American prince/idealist/vigilante, had found good-confidence in California (Santa Clara) prepping a defense-fence to ward-off the evil Riddler's plan to make nihilist-chaos of the Bucs-cheers and Euro-NFL TV hospitality knowledge on Planet Earth for Super Bowl fog (or darkness). Batman knew Riddler wanted some eerie-jitters message during the Halftime-Show about Cali-gold vanities and TV-vertigo for bad Bucs-gossip, and he knew he'd have to find cool citizenry languages for overground/underground social-media culture commentary for English-things preserved (for doubt).

POLICE-CHIEF: Santa Clara doesn't need vampires, Batman.

BATMAN: Thanx for relaying with me here, Chief...trusting me...in my vision.

POLICE-CHIEF: You seem to be one-step ahead with Riddler-talk for the NFL, pal.

BATMAN: It seems so, Chief (thanx).

POLICE-CHIEF: You think Riddler seeks some anti-capitalism Halftime field-drop?

BATMAN: I'm sure of it...some helium and gold-glitter and tear-gas from sky.

POLICE-CHIEF: In a stolen/painted news-TV copter you say?

BATMAN: Yes, Chief...I'll protect Santa Clara with my radio-controlled copter-toys.

POLICE-CHIEF: Cool (good-luck, vigilante-artist!).

BUCS-QB: Batman saved us (damn).

JOURNALIST: You take home like word of multiple laurels from Santa Clara today!

BUCS-QB: Did you see those mini-copters (radio-controlled) in the sky above?

JOURNALIST: They sure infuriated Riddler's mock news-TV copter, Mister NFL!

BUCS-QB: Can't wait for extra credit news of our team's expanse into Europe now.

JOURNALIST: Batman claims Riddler self-exiled to the Himalayas (somewhere).

BUCS-QB: The Batman prevented any/all injuries (damn).

JOURNALIST: All's 'fare' in love-and-football (Earth's question).

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)