The Net-Xtra(s)

Narrated view of a cyber-teacher whose IQ for sidewalk-sticks draws alien-eye.

A traffic-and-pastels society couture vignette/fiction. Happy Sunday, all (thanks for reading), 

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"There I was in the American Homeland composing my crayons stick-figures complementary youngsters' cyber-homeschooling lessons of varied urbanization and magic-powers storytelling for superstitions of social network reliabilities of the 21st-Century Blue Planet of things lifestyle worries, group activity kinetics, and socialization intelligence for risk/fortune intelligence for TV-knucklebones."

"So, my stick figures 'avatars' caught that nature-traffic symbolism metaphysics of things of urbanization and/or social networking imagination and reflected my work as a cyber-teacher working with magical ideas about wrought incomplete-distances to customs-securities and social/media culture happiness (for doubts!). My pupils found my cyber-mosaics and stick figures 'rich' with Earthling ideas about mobility and reach and fitness and energy butterknives (for Blue Planet keratin)."

MARTIAN: Been spying on your cyber-mosaics of modernism/traffic/magic, man.

ME: How'd you get my email address, alien?
MARTIAN: You needn't know if I'm actually from Mars (ok).

ME: Why this nature-curiosity about my crayons/stick-figures, alien?

MARTIAN: Your doodles catch that 21st-Century 'glass' of things know-phenotype.

ME: So, you mark me as some Internet time Citizen Kane, eh?
MARTIAN: How'd you compare your life-fitness 'avatars'...to EuroDisney (hmmm)?

ME: Isn't the answer (somehow/somewhere)...in Toys (ha)?

MARTIAN: Fan of Willy Wonka, human?
ME: I rather like/prefer...Ed Wood (Tim Burton), alien (ha).

MARTIAN: Your modern-Earth is plasticity-'rich' (e.g., Pee-wee Herman), no?

ME: Facebook-like (for Batteries Not Included).

MARTIAN: Good spy-game (for Walmart 'things'), man...farewell.

ME: Selfie-like (for Small Wonder)!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)