Dallas-Starslights (P.I.)

Fictional portrait of a valiant Dallas-American private-eye whose chase of a maniac stalker makes for Earthling wave-of-wire (for know).

Texas private-eye fiction, injected in-between my Batman (DC Comics) fanfiction-trilogy, for your '26-Monday. Thanks so much for reading, 

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"So, I had decided to take this special private investigations case in my beloved town of Texas (Dallas), where a masked 'scarecrow' psycho had been making terrorizing cyber-blogs claims about aim of local sports female fans for a modern American Homeland paranoia worth its weight in dark black jellyfish (for the Ego!)."

POLICE CHIEF: This city don't need another bad-tale for sports story, Satan.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Hey, Chief...I'm Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Texan good-guy!

POLICE CHIEF: Well, I think your hockey-love will he handy to nab this scarecrow.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Chief, I'm sure this media/fanfare terrorism is patterned.

POLICE CHIEF: Think the scarecrow-man makes aim at some symbolic event now?

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Since the Winter Games fast approaches, it's chance!

POLICE CHIEF: Facebook-like, for your PI-office (Dallas-Starslights?).

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Right.

"Friends, Dallas had seen lots of weird crimes in its storied stories of crime and records for lyrics (ok). I had grown up in Texas as a 2nd-gen immigrant, a convert-Catholic with foreign roots/ancestry, loving varied detective-tales and comics before 'inheriting' this scarecrow-case of Texan lady-fans chase for our glorious town with good-image of things of crime problems worksheets (Facebook-like!)."

SCARECROW: This Dallas city is freckles for fools, idiot.

ME: I'm not an idiot, Scarecrow (ok).

SCARECROW: No, you're a hockey-fan with an Olympics-story (for show!).

ME: I make 'wage' here that you track some news-image for a copycat-crime, ok.

SCARECROW: You think so, hmmm?

ME: I know it, Scarecrow...and I'll prep the Winter-Games with USA-media spirit.

SCARECROW: Oh, so by finding optimism you'll find my next decision, is that it?

ME: I can do just that, Scarecrow...since I knew you'd be into USA-media know.

SCARECROW: Damn you (Facebook-like!).

"Friends, so I failed to prevent the bloody-murder of a 'pronounced' Dallas-city lady fan whom the scarecrow-man made aim for...before I apprehended him and had him hauled off for criminal-insanity incarceration (for good). I knew now my fate as an American-PI was something of a mourning and a morning-resurrection feel for all things of Earthling/Texan...jury duty (ok)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)