Pho: Hollywood Drive Onside

Pho: Hollywood Drive Onside

A Story by Abishai100
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An eco-heroist finds a media-angel lady for a kidnap-heist day that launches her own offbeat-passion ironically in Hollywoodland for theater.

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A traffic culture intuitions-adventure/misadventure heist and kidnapping eco-fiction (an extra-piece injected in-between my Batman fanfiction-trilogy), for your Wednesday (stay safe/warm), 
DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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FANZINE: This 'cat-man' claimed he was fascinated by Hollywood-land?
MEDIA-WOMAN: Bresson and Goddard; he's some Catholic, legal immigrant, damn.
FANZINE: He found you at a bank with some diamonds show for eco-capitalism?
MEDIA-WOMAN: I was tied to some blood-diamonds cinema-work and he appeared!
FANZINE: In a Halloween-mask and water-gun with acid and green-balloons.
MEDIA-WOMAN: Wanted me for a Greenpeace eco-heist mock-theater recording.
FANZINE: Covered the bank-box room camera with bubble-wrap and played music?
MEDIA-WOMAN: Burned the Ion-co. box and swapped the gems with glass-toys!
FANZINE: Told you to give the Ion-co. note, "Interpol prepaid eco-gossip movie."
MEDIA-WOMAN: The rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' made Hollywood arts.
FANZINE: Facebook-like (for citizenry-stories!).



Friends, the 'cat-man' who had the media-woman making media-friendly bank-and-gems visit in Hollywood-land stage his eco-heist 'theater-hyperbole' for insured/rumored 'blood-diamonds' heist and post-work pseudo-kidnapping of the media-woman took the media-woman to a carnival in Hollywood-land for some eco-activism optimism photos for fanzines/journals to spice for a 21st-Century capitalism helmet worth its weight in social-media 'culture' commentary (for eco-football!).



CAT-MAN: I want you to present this eco-portfolio to your Hollywoodland friends!
MEDIA-WOMAN: I thought Robin Hood is dead, friend.
CAT-MAN: Nah, in fact, he's alive-and-well and Facebook-English (ok!).



The 'cat-man' of eco-theater work in Hollywood-land took his 'darling' accomplice on a special drive in his rented 'borrowed' (repainted) white auto and knew his day-theater aide would offer some eco-language complement for what'd become a special eco-cinema 'universe' machinery adjective for (all) things...photo-synthesis (ok).



CAT-MAN: Pho fan?
MEDIA-WOMAN: Thanx for bring me here (I guess!).
CAT-MAN: This is our (shared) class-study for things...eco-capitalism, media lady!
MEDIA-WOMAN: Robin Hood is dead, eco-man (ha).
CAT-MAN: I still have my Halloween-mask on, media lady...so you're in know-no!
MEDIA-WOMAN: "Pho moves media-angel to an eco-helmet work for good."
CAT-MAN: Facebook-like (for your PhD. thermal).
MEDIA-WOMAN: Weird.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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Added on January 15, 2026
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