Raiden/Noob: Buffalo Cards Theta (Part 1)

Raiden/Noob: Buffalo Cards Theta (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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Rivals of Mortal Kombat become Earth-realm sociology debate-duo (once-more) for midways-lasers of 'cool' NFL-cards (fanfare) know and capitalist controls-thirst (fanfiction/trilogy).

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Mortal Kombat fanfic-trilogy for your January-Saturday. Snowing here in my East Coast pocket of Earth (stay safe/warm), 
DISCLAIMER: This work of media fanfiction offers no ties to the Mortal Kombat franchise or its productions/characters/stories and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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RAIDEN: We've already conducted our lyrical NFL-antiterrorism magnets study, ok.
NOOB: We're still rivals of Outworld; we still differ in energies/powers and view!
RAIDEN: I prefer things electric/tables, and you're shadows-magic nihilist-man.
NOOB: We make this 2nd-trek back to Earth-realm for an NFL-cards intuit, pal?
RAIDEN: Outworld's already chatting we've become unlikely study-associates, ha.
NOOB: So, we'll cross into Earth-realm and make NFL-cards study for capitalism.
RAIDEN: Facebook-like (for leviathan/uncertainty).



Raiden, Outworld master of electric-shock and combat, paired (once-more) with this some-time (eccentric) rival of Mortal Kombat tourneys, the shadow-magic sorcery-boasting combatant Noob, and returned (once-more) to Earth-realm by crossing through the space-time portal of dimensions. Raiden/Noob sought to make very-special pro-capitalism thought model and study-case this time about things not necessarily antiterrorism complicated but of commerce/sports-commentary culture intuit of competition symbolism accessibility. Perhaps they craved some Mortal Kombat tourney reflection of things of capitalism's sports-like knit for quests (ha).



RAIDEN: Noob, behold this new-gen Buffalo-town QB-star trading-card (NFL).
NOOB: Super Bowl TV-ad culture is an Earthling/American quartile of mirrors/IQ.
RAIDEN: That it is, Noob...and this Buffalo-QB NFL sports-card is high lifestyle.
NOOB: This athlete was featured for TV, video-games, and Western biases/fans.
RAIDEN: That he has been, Noob...and I'm making guess it's a capitalism-oculus!
NOOB: What's the debate/Intuit here, Raiden (Facebook-like)?
RAIDEN: I say this Buffalo-NY QB-treasure (trading-card) is Earth's karaoke (ha).
NOOB: I must insist it's (equally) some thermal-image for capitalist schools (no?).
RAIDEN: Hmmm...maybe you're right, Noob (for fan/bias butterknives).
NOOB: Let's proceed with this 'eye' debate/hospice for NFL-sponge, Raiden.
RAIDEN: Cool (Facebook-like).



Thus, Raiden and Noob, rival-combatants of Outworld and the Mortal Kombat knowledge-dominion, had found 2nd-return to Earth-realm for 2nd-eye look of things NFL-value(s) and angle; and this time, their debate/exchange concerned the Earthling/American social-media highlight of NFL-cards things of capitalism allegory/music/bias/synthetics for perhaps some competition and risk museum (for mortal karaoke psychology). Was this to be a 'sticker' for NFL-cards and Buffalo-fanfare (NY) electives for Raiden/Noob (for competitiveness hell-control theses)?

TO BE CONTINUED...



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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