Agent: Diamond is Fire (Part 1)

James Bond adaptation-fanfic (3-part) finds Mr. Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American IQ-hero undercover) infiltrating the Ion-mountain for Euro-NFL knot jewelry.

My special/bright James Bond adaptation/fanfiction (3-part) for your January-Sunday. Thanks for reading (stay safe/warm), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media fanfiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art, with images/references use solely for creative/private/criticism-friendly canvas (for 'open' views/translations).

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Q: I really do worry for you for this particular cage case, Agent-001, damn.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Q, as my intelligence-operations HQ counsel for weapons/IQ?

Q: I know, I know, we've developed 'cool' certificate for world-heroics/intuition.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This special case I was reading involves eco-capitalism know.

Q: You're to use a special jewelry-sword for theater with camera and acid in it.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm to infiltrate the mountain haven of Baron Ion for Euro-NFL?

Q: I just worry for you, for this cage case, Agent-001, damn.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Q, as my special 'guru' for intelligence-agency tech-class?

Q: Well, I doubt you'd take my paranoia seriously, but be wary...Ion's (pure) evil.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know half-about it, Q...Baron Ion's not an eco-capitalist.

Friends, Agent-001, Mr. Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-gen immigrant), had already found 'cool' fantastic-successes as a world infiltrations 'maestro' operating with tech/weapons/masks/toys/vehicles all around our good-Earth under the tutelage/training/teaching of his 'guru' at Western world intelligence-HQ office, the great old-sage Q. Q was, however (quite) distressed about this very-special eco-capitalism heroics gossip cage-case involving the calculating nihilist-profiteer, the weird Baron Ion who'd formed a special haven-hideaway inside a snow-mountain area in Europe where he profited from 21st-Century Euro-NFL TV-culture diamond-ads investments for 'worldly' charm (and underworld black market exploitations). Agent-001 was to disorient the Ion Empire in Europe and draw on his record of great masked operations of skill...and luck (Facebook-like!).

DARTMOUTH: Welcome to my baron's mountain, Satan.

AGENT-001: You like my surname, Miss Dartmouth...Satan?

DARTMOUTH: Ha, I'd heard of such a surname in sports-field (ice-hockey), ok.

AGENT-001: Tell me, Dartmouth...what's Ion's TV-link between gems and the NFL?

DARTMOUTH: Orange-State NFL team seeks Spanish expansion and Ion's wind, pal.

AGENT-001: Why'd I get this 'funny'-feeling I leave you in Ion's keep and you die?
DARTMOUTH: Ha, not all lady-angels of our good Earth are fated to be stars, sir.

AGENT-001: Damn...here I thought falling for your comic-like beauty was escape.

DARTMOUTH: Maybe it is, for you only (Facebook-like).

Agent-001 knew he had to get insider-access to Ion's insider-vault area inside his snow-mountain haven while disguised as a treasures/antiques/jewelry trader and merchant with 'cool' underworld bridge-links to eco-capitalism gossip. This was possible if he romanced Lady Dartmouth, Baron Ion's mistress, which Agent-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan) did...with cool flourish. However, he started feeling bad lying to her about his possession of 'authentic' Cossack and European and exotic swords and jewelry...but Dartmouth remained the intelligence-man's best/only/simplest link to getting the key to the Ion-vault room inside the snow-mountain hideaway.

JOURNAL_SCRIBBLES: "Seems to me this damned-dark work for intelligence sports-defenses and positive/sane Euro-NFL TV defense(s) of diamond-ads integrity (for insurance!) inside this mountain-haven hideaway for sneaking into Baron Ion's vault and swapping his bloody-diamonds with glass-toys and replicas and fakes for intelligence-underground secret-message for an eco-capitalism exorcism-warning message forcing him into Selfie-exile makes this Western IQ-hero (under-covers) invoke horror/misadventure cinema-imagery of sports-fields (simply) exploding into oblivion...but I must do what is necessary (for the Zale company)...Selfie-like."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

Reviews

[lizzie]

Hello! I’ve been reading your story and was genuinely impressed by how naturally the emotions unfold. Several scenes instantly translated into strong visual moments in my mind.
I’m a commission-based comic/webtoon artist, and if you’d ever like to explore a visual adaptation, I’d love to discuss it further.
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