Batman & Joker: A-Jar-Apart (Gotham)

Heroics masked idealist-vigilante (Batman) contends with a circus-painted insane terrorist (Joker) for Gotham City's traffic-curtains of Earthling know-Hell (for doubt).

Batman (DC Comics) fanfic-adaptation to close my Friday of writing. Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fiction/fanfiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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JOKER: Shocked an idealist (vigilante?) like you consents to email trade with me.

BATMAN: You're a bad-circus visage maker with grenades and terrorism; not me.

JOKER: We're not so differing, Batman...you like 'art' aura of night-vision too.

BATMAN: A vigilante is a secret laborer, a patriot, maybe masked, not a terrorist.

JOKER: So, I just happen to appreciate grenade-symbols of an evil circus, man.

BATMAN: I'm Batman, and you're just a prince of jokes, making fear for Gotham.

JOKER: Gotham (city) is a cesspool, and I'm blowing up the sewers for a wink!

BATMAN: Bad Xmas-time joke, Joker...and I guess you think evil is funny somehow.

JOKER: Isn't it, Batman you idealist...funny haha for things of no-control jitters?

BATMAN: Jitters are nature, and I'm the masked night-vision 'artist' for school.

JOKER: Blah, Facebook-like?

Batman, masked vigilante crusader of the challenged Gotham City on Earth, wished to make masked and geared vigilantism-heroics imagery with his special batmobile vehicle and night-vision and toy-like weapons like tranquilizer-darts and rope-spears to tie up evildoers, but when the circus-painted 'Joker' arrived on-scene claiming weird things of undeniable criminal-insanity links to the Realism behind the personages and presences of true evil, heroic Batman knew that his work for word would require not simply speed but articulation of the sifts and differentiations between power of the will...and disasters.

JOKER: I'm just a Devil's Advocate, like any other 'good' criminally-insane joker!

BATMAN: No, bad friend...you are the Joker, face of no-circus arts for Hell (IQ).

JOKER: Maybe you thought dealing with terrorism would be simple lone-bat work?

BATMAN: Hey, I don't foresee the inconceivability of working with an ethics-ally.

JOKER: Well, if I ever get such an 'ally' for Hell, s/he shall like my smiles/laugh!

BATMAN: I dunno if any 'ally' shall like your new-plan for Euro-NFL terrorism, bud.

JOKER: Let's see if you can impede my NFL-field explosion ripped from movies!
BATMAN: I'll do more than just that, Joker...I think I just may make art-meds (ha).

Batman flew into the NFL field where Joker dared him to stop a terrorism act and grabbed a football-cheerleader angel and claimed by megaphone the villainous/insane Joker was to storm in with grenades and take her as hostage, boasting the hero was now pre-empting the bad-act with a cool-hand rescue/lift of the cheerleader. Of course, the Joker had no intent to include the cheerleader-lady in the bomb-circus (damn).

JOKER: You clever-bat, you made me look like a cheerleader-mugger, damn.

BATMAN: You noted the 'scene' on the radio and decided to not show, eh?

JOKER: We'll meet again, Batman...if only for continuity in this word of evil.

BATMAN: Maybe we'll both find some 'ally' to complement our 'game' of funny.

JOKER: Whoever we may find as allies, Batman...I assure you I shall win.

BATMAN: Sure, sure (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)