Batman and Robin: Joker's High {Fanfiction}

Heroic masked-vigilante Batman contends with his past-nemesis (Joker); and the enemies boast their new allies for a Gotham City game-of-exorcism.

Closing my Saturday's creative-write for the day with this Batman (DC Comics) adaptation/noir/fanfiction. Thanks for reading (Happy January, all) 

DISCLAIMER: This work of comics fanfiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to DC Comics or its media/creations and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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BATMAN (Mr. Amlan Satan): Joker/Harley move drugs/gems (Mexico/Canada).

ROBIN (Mr. Marcus Raki): Holy badness, Batman; as your vigilante-ally, I worry!

BATMAN: Worry is good for the Gotham (city) soul for (masked) heroics now, pal.

ROBIN: You worked against this venomous "evil-is-mischief" terrorist (Joker)?

BATMAN: In my past, Robin...but we both 'hyped' chance we'd meet with allies.

ROBIN: The insidious circus-painted 'harlequin' (Harley) Is the Joker's 'ally.'

BATMAN: Robin, you're my 'real' ally (for this drugs/diamonds interception).

ROBIN: Smuggling across borders in North America's become a Gotham graffiti.

BATMAN: The only difference between graffiti and art is when it's vandalism, pal.

ROBIN: We gotta catch these 'super' villains, Batman (holy badness).

BATMAN: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

The two princes of Gotham City, Mr. Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic investor/socialite) and his newfound street-vigilantism ally and heroics-compatriot, Mr. Marcus Raki (Asian-roots good-guy with Wall-St. sharpness and computer-skill), had become the night-visions masked vigilantes known as 'Batman' and 'Robin'...and no one knew their overground-IDs for marking of such mod-Earthling dramatics (for doubt). Batman/Robin knew that Joker and Harley, two circus-painted anarchist-terrorists with "evil-is-mischief" as their calling-card 'motto' of sorts (for Hell!), were smuggling drugs and diamonds across the borders of Canada and Mexico for North American weirdness and linked their badness to Europe (UK) for a time of Euro-NFL TV hospitality-securities searches for everyday-media life consciousness superstitions (Facebook-like!).

JOKER: Batman and Robin are fine-gents for gin and honey jokes for naievete!

HARLEY: You're my beau, and I'm your circus-painted sidekick from Hell, mister.

JOKER: We're bad enough, and we'll dare the two vigilante heroes (warehouse!).

HARLEY: With this NFL-cheerleader we've kidnapped, Joker?

JOKER: I love you, harlequin (Selfie-like).

HARLEY: Evil is mischief, Mr. Joker...and I love you too for Hell (Facebook-like).

JOKER: Happy Halloween, Harley (for anti-capitalism art).

Batman (Amlan) and Robin (Marcus) now boasted/toasted their 'fantastic' white mod-modified speed-demon auto miracle machine (the 'Earth-mobile') to zoom around the city post-midnight tracking Joker and Harley's circus-painted merchandise-van which was used as a veil for drugs/diamonds distributions late-hours, and while they did so, they headed to the warehouse Joker drew them to for a 'game' of shadows (damn). When Batman and Robin got there in their Earth-mobile, they found Harley dancing around a tied-up NFL-cheerleader, prompting them to swiftly/immediately shoot the two 'super'-villains with tranquilized-darts and speed them to Arkham Asylum for incarceration and criminal-insanity observation.

JOKER: We met (again) with our newfound 'miracle' allies, eh?

BATMAN: I've a great car now, and a good friend-ally for heroics for Gotham.

JOKER: Harley/I shall break-out of Arkham and give you and Robin new game.

BATMAN: Facebook-like (for Earth's entropy?).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)