Wonderland: Jar/Miracle (Part 1)

Affable (American) adult-investors mired with the dark Baroness for NFL/cards bad trade worry require 'hyperbole' genius for restored gears and escape.

Going out on a stretch here for this late-Sunday Wonderland (Val Kilmer) inspired adult-capitalism paranoia-trilogy for my windows-staring pensive East Coast snow-storm January weekend labors (thanks for reading!), 

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AMLAN: We tied our porn-company cyber ('Wonderland') to Baroness and scream.

MARCUS: Had I not insulted the Baroness with my NFL-cards trade, we'd be free.

AMLAN: We'll think of something to weave through some negotiation with her.

MARCUS: We need to find-ways to make her social-media visage clean for NFL?

AMLAN: That's the play here, Marcus pal, for a Wonderland-prestige worry (NFL).

MARCUS: The Baroness, ruthless gems-investor, had Euro-NFL TV ties, huh?

AMLAN: We've got to clean-up this entire Western-Earth mess to get you out ok.

MARCUS: Facebook-like.

BARONESS: If these two porn-cyber American musketeers fail me, I'll destroy!

ASSOCIATE: You already laid-out claims you'd force Marcus to murder his wife.

BARONESS: Amlan and Marcus made Wonderland-cyber something great, but so?

ASSOCIATE: Maybe Amlan and Marcus have something to please to warrant pity!

BARONESS: That's their remaining chance-hope here, buddy...for my Cali-home.

ASSOCIATE: You invested in Wonderland and lent out your Cali-mansion for art.

BARONESS: Their Wonderland-co. productions shined because of my palace, pal!
ASSOCIATE: Let's just wait...and see if Amlan can restore what Marcus harmed?

BARONESS: Marcus tricked me into making a worthless NFL-cards trade for chat.

ASSOCIATE: I know, a Browns-NFL QB-card you gave-up for his Bills-QB card of IQ.

BARONESS: Amlan better convince me the Buffalo Bills are as 'kicks' as my card.

ASSOCIATE: This shall be something neat and thrilling for your Cali-palace aura.

BARONESS: Good (Facebook-like).

So...Amlan and Marcus, Dartmouth-area pals of the American Homeland of Earth and co-investors of the immensely-popular cult-cyber underground porn-market of convenience-entertainment, were in-deep with the ruthless and merciless gems-investor of black market 'things'  (the cold 'Baroness'). Amlan knew Marcus insulted the lady-demon with an insulting NFL-cards trade of street-gossip chuckles while she was drunk and had to restore a form for social/media prestige-shape for NFL-market/fanfare 'things' tied to Wonderland-co. cyber-porn market investment 'magic' for the image of Blue-Planet thesauruses (for Hell!).

Amlan now had the plan to visit the Baroness with Marcus with lots of moonshine-jars and real-estate board-game token card-items for boast/chats for things of pro-capitalism views and gift her the Browns-QB card Marcus took from her in-exchange for the Buffalo-Bills QB-card Marcus gave her while she was inebriated. All Amlan had to do now was persuade the ruthless demon-lady investor of NFL/porn 'things' that Bills-fanfare was certificate-bound to warrant a Browns-QB treasure-magic card return-giving for passable street-gossip workout of Blue-Planet media-talk of investor-religion (ok).

BARONESS: You return me this Browns-QB card and a Penn.-Ave charm image?
AMLAN: Pennsylvania-Avenue is White House downs, Baroness (gossip-school).

TO BE CONTINUED...

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)