Wonderland: Jar/Miracle (Part 3)

Affable (American) adult-investors mired with the dark Baroness for NFL/cards bad trade worry require 'hyperbole' genius for restored gears and escape.

Going out on a stretch here for this late-Sunday Wonderland (Val Kilmer) inspired adult-capitalism paranoia-trilogy for my windows-staring pensive East Coast snow-storm January weekend labors (thanks for reading!), 

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Amlan and Marcus had successfully made Wonderland-cyber a cool porn-co. media-entertainment cult-following 'club' of special capitalism laurel in the American Homeland as affable co-investors before crossing the ruthless gems black market lady known as the Baroness. Marcus was to blame, getting the Wonderland-market invested Baroness inebriated and cajoling her to trade her high-value Browns-QB NFL trading-card for his underdog-languages Buffalo Bills NFL trading-card and made some street-gossip about her drunk-stance, infuriating the cold-lady of bad 'manners.' It was up to friend Amlan to get Marcus out of the mess and get the two capitalists the hell out of this (American) simple nightmare (Facebook-like!).

AMLAN: We're to leave the Baroness some jewelry in the LAX locker-box, bud.

MARCUS: My wife's ready to board our flight to Belgium, and all seems Heaven!

AMLAN: Good read, and we swiftly packed-up relations for this post-success fly.

MARCUS: We got everything wrapped-up in like a millisecond for this escape, ok!

AMLAN: We'll remember the Baroness and her Cali-mansion for porn-production.

MARCUS: She was gracious and Wonderland-invested until the NFL-card 'event.'

AMLAN: Well, she smiled at my proposal of card-return and Monopoly-imagery.

MARCUS: We're now Belgian-waffle money-mindful and Cali is a memory, wow!

The Baroness wasn't (at-all) pleased with the bad-gossip made because of her inebriated-state trade of a Browns-Bills trading-card swap with reckless/drunk Wonderland co-investor musketeer Marcus. However, Amlan's proposal of the return of her 'magic' Browns-card complementary to a gift of a Monopoly-game real-estate symbolism prize-card Amlan/Marcus had in-possession for gossip of capitalism-'knucklebones' suggested to the Baroness there'd be some swift/nice street-chatter cleanup of her investment-eye for things of toys/games/iconography (Facebook-like!).

MARCUS: Here we are in Belgium with a new Monopoly board-game for Xmas!

WIFE: Our waffle-venture...is excellence.

MARCUS: Here's that Penn.-Ave game-card we used to escape the Baroness, hon.

WIFE: Wow...symbols of echelon-capitalism (Facebook-like).

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)