Emojis in Space: The Gender Halfback

Emojis in Space: The Gender Halfback

A Story by Abishai100
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Company man Amlan is deployed to a Planet Xon oil-extraction universe market project to work with the drinking/Selfie-conscious Lady Yale and finds some abstract-rationalism for gender think.

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Injecting this space-emotions drama-fantasy in-between my Masters of the Universe Olympics-adventure trilogy. Happy January, all 
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MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm sufficiently mind-trained for this space-oil project, sir.
CEO MARTIN DARK: Our petrol-planets company seeks universe-stretch image!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic (American) Earth-descendant.
CEO MARTIN DARK: As head of the oil-company in this advanced universe, I like!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know your confidence in my diligence shall be warranted.
CEO MARTIN DARK: You fly to Planet Xon's oil-project and work with Lady Yale.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yale, Mr. Dark?
CEO MARTIN DARK: She's an 'old-schooled' capitalist (manager); you'll be perfect.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'll 'spice' the company's universe-petrol agenda-imagery, ok.
CEO MARTIN DARK: Excellence, Satan...excellence for the human qualia/capital.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like!



Amlan, a descendant of a prominent Wall-St. Slovak-Algerian Catholic (American) family and organization from old-Earth, was assigned to work alongside Lady Yale on Planet Xon's established oil-production venture for expansion of universe-image of capitalism grounded/lifted by the CEO Martin Dark who (simply) sought special space-capitalist ad-image for things of the human quotient, of universe-space personalities coordinated to make money/oil work for the dream of Selfie-banks.



YALE: Xon's ours, Mr. Satan.
AMLAN: Of course, Lady.
YALE: You doubt my integrity...because I drink (a lot)?
AMLAN: I got 'wind' of your post-divorce alcohol-rituals in outer-space, Yale (ok).
YALE: Men and women have always found sinews of IQ working inside capitalism!
AMLAN: That's incomplete-truth; high record 'art' of genders excelling alone.
YALE: Teamwork's the new hallmark of effective universal capitalism, no, Satan?
AMLAN: I get this weird-feeling you consider me some upstart-questions maker.
YALE: Don't doubt my integrity, man...I'm (all) old-schooled pro lasers, ok?
AMLAN: That's what I'll write for my abstracts back to Dark, Lady (ok).
YALE: Cool (Facebook-like).



Amlan Satan was now on-track (more-or-less) to continue making progress-abstracts for the company CEO (Mr. Dark) on Planet-Xon as his unfolding 'relationship' with emotionally deep and pensive and post-divorce conscious Lady Yale, an 'old-schooled' human of capitalism-consciousness (ok). The venture for oil-market was in effect and had a 5-year timeline vision, and Amlan developed his daily-emoji bread with Yale, the lady, and learned to weave his male-centric dreams of Selfie-humor with her calculating female-centric stubbornness attitudes of reliance-sexism (wow). They began debating somewhat about the human-education value(s) of old-Earth war-toys (water-guns) for new-universe capitalism 'consciousness' of utilitarianism-machinery development, which made Satan (Amlan) think of the 'qualia' of evolutionary governance (for doubt). Was this a space-capitalism gender thermal (Facebook-like)?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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