Distance-Bowl: A Martian Thirteenth (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100

A sports-writer contrasting (NFL) Patriots/Commanders ethos for method-view is inquired of Earthling-knits by a jellyfish-thinking Martian.

Dropping/abandoning my idealized Marvel gender-contest urban fanfic here for Friday and instead making this NFL-Martian 3-part (Earthling-culture) story. Thanks for reading,

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Washington Commanders) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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MARTIAN: Greetings, prince of the American Homeland...I've been spying on ya.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm just a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian sports-writer!

MARTIAN: I appreciate you opening my (secret) email; you need not know my ID.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Your claim you're emailing me from Mars is quite rich, friend!

MARTIAN: I'm intrigued by your (American) cyber-word (Patriots/Commanders).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You read my write of memoirs of 2-gens of NFL-football?

MARTIAN: Yes, Patriots-dynasty for 'machine'-wins image; new-gen DC-team grit.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yes, the Patriots and the new-gen Commanders vary much.

MARTIAN: I was intrigued by your cyber-diorama of what makes the 2-teams IQ.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So much interest you claim you're spying on me...from Mars?

MARTIAN: Facebook-like (for doubt!).

Amlan Satan wrote nicely online about how the 21st-Century New England Patriots marched through Super Bowls like a well-managed 'machine' of wins and excellence in pure-ambition for trophy-grabs for TV/culture on Earth (ok). He also wrote nicely about how the new-gen DC-Commanders of Washington boasted a sort of rising new-streak 'look' of things of aspiring team-driven skills/dependence choreographed pluralism 'flares' of things of rotations and hand-offs and plays/action for a very different style of competitiveness --- one of break-out/breakthrough shine for humbling/footwork ambition (for know-fun). That's why a Martian was drawn to him, for an email exchange/inquiry for Earthling culture/cadence (ok).

MARTIAN: The Patriots started the 21st-Century with a flurry of Bowl-triumphs.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yes, despite losing to the Giants twice and Eagles (once).

MARTIAN: The 21st-Century Eagles had avenged 2 Bowl losses (Patriots/Chiefs)!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: That they did; and their avenging-win over Patriots was IQ.

MARTIAN: The Patriots had created a machine-painting of march-momentum.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Very different from the new-gen DC-Commanders, no?

MARTIAN: On any given Sunday, you'd note the Commanders' new look-of-feet.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Patriots-Commanders comprise an art-shape of opposites.

MARTIAN: Fat contour-summary of Earthling-culture know books (Facebook-like).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Let's proceed with this 'billiards' exchange, alien...stencil.

MARTIAN: Good (Selfie-like).

Well, the Martian and Satan (Amlan) had composed a special (secret!) email-exchange duo for things of Earthling-culture view for competition-consciousness shape for things know/quadratics. The Martian was for-IQ impressed by Amlan's contour-comparatives of Patriots machine-function for NFL-laurel and new-gen Commanders (DC) footwork/flexibilities imagery for contrasting evolved football fields shades (for Earthling/American butterknives). Amlan thought this (continuing) secret email-exchange with a person claiming to be spying on his world (from Mars) revealed some pretty-nifty expressions of what made the (American!) helmets-cleats grit-game of teamwork/telescopes for competition and choreography a high-art social review of method-vanities (ok!). How would it continue (for some world-kaleidoscope)?

TO BE CONTINUED...