Green-Hornet: Auto Justice

Fortunes-inheritor and social-man becomes masked Green Hornet to start an Earthling (American) crusade for dark underworld thought-control.

Green Hornet adaptation injected in-between my NFL 3-part Martian tale, for your last January-'26 Friday's eve. Thanks for reading (enjoy!), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American princely inheritor of fortunes, had a revelation one night of Friday's drink and transformed himself into a masked vigilante named Green-Hornet. Amlan woke the next morning and started reworking his deceased father's black auto, enhancing it with oil-slick, darts, and body-armor and renaming it the Black-Beauty. The Green Hornet got himself a nifty invite to the Cali-home of a ruthless diamond-baron who hosted a special masquerade party (damn).

BARON LANCE: Welcome to my house for Summer-'26, complete with water!

GREEN-HORNET: Thanx for including/involving me in this gems-boast gathering.

BARON LANCE: Tonight, I shall poison a Senator visiting who threatens my reign!

GREEN-HORNET: You know, I've heard of your underworld evil veils, Lance.

BARON LANCE: All my friends call me the Baron, Mister Hornet (ha).

GREEN-HORNET: I've a special toy-camera hidden in my pen, you know?

BARON LANCE: To take photos of my gems and spread bad gossip as a hero-spy?

GREEN-HORNET: That's not as funny as you think...but you're drunk already, ha.

Of course, the crusading Green Hornet actually did what he joked he'd think about to Baron Lance at his Summer-Cali pool-house party. Baron Lance was simply too drunk to take him seriously, but the valiant Hornet managed to ruin the evil gem-warlock's street-prestige with carefully-placed diamonds-corruption exposure imagery tied to underworld knowns of gems/replicas known to be linked to his evil empire for cartoon-commentary (wow).

CALIFORNIA DETECTIVE: We've been stalking the evil baron for two years, wow.

GREEN-HORNET: This is just the beginning of my masked vigilance campaign, sir.

CALIFORNIA DETECTIVE: What you need, Hornet...is a partner or ally or double.

GREEN-HORNET: That's pretty sharp thought for good street-prestige, ok.

CALIFORNIA DETECTIVE: Maybe someone who doubles as your speed-car driver?

GREEN-HORNET: That's almost-perfect heroics concept, detective (thanx).

CALIFORNIA DETECTIVE: Stay away from absinthe, Hornet (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)