Distance-Bowl: A Martian Thirteenth (Part 3)

A sports-writer contrasting (NFL) Patriots/Commanders ethos for method-view is inquired of Earthling-knits by a jellyfish-thinking Martian.

Dropping/abandoning my idealized Marvel gender-contest urban fanfic here for Friday and instead making this NFL-Martian 3-part (Earthling-culture) story. Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Washington Commanders) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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MARTIAN: Near the conclusion of my email-inquiry of your NFL-blogs flares, man.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm the Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American writer for your IQ!
MARTIAN: Your blogs of Patriots and Commanders for NFL-variances drew eye.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We've conferred in-secret how my cyber-blogs are culture.

MARTIAN: Earthling-culture is your flair, Mr. Satan...Patriots/Commanders arts.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We've agreed (nicely) of the contours of the two NFL-teams.

MARTIAN: The teams are very different and make nice league-shapes for doubt!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for competition's knowns).

Sure, Amlan (a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American sports-blogger with acumen for diagrams concerning the Patriots' machine-like run to multiple Super Bowl laurels in the 21st-Century and the DC-Commanders' new-gen 'look' of things of footwork/aspirations for inclines in fields runs and streaks for league-shine and fan-language) had nice readings for his NFL-blogs of his two pronounced NFL-teams that drew the spy-eye of the curious Martian emailing him in-secret about Earthling-culture. Funny irony remained that Mr. Satan didn't yet decide if the person claiming he was spying on Earth sportsmanship from Mars was (indeed!) a Martian (ok).

MARTIAN: Look at the Patriots' run of Super Bowl titles and league-excellence.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I really felt it's why you claimed fascination as a Martian!

MARTIAN: Well, yes, the Patriots 'machine-IQ' was something of specter-know.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You cited my DC-Commanders new-gen blogs for variances.

MARTIAN: Yes, your acumen for know about Washington Commanders was intuit.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Evolution of American football shapes is planet-knowns glass!

MARTIAN: It's no surprise that on a given Sunday, fans liken NFL-art to species.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: It's a grit-game of helmets/cleats for posters of brain's vanity.

MARTIAN: Thanx for the 'phylum' answer-sets, Earth-man...farewell (Selfie-like).

Amlan knew he'd recount this weird/secret email-exchange (with the anonymous person claiming to be a spying Martian!) of things of his NFL-blogs of Patriots/Commanders contours of 21st-Century Earthling (American) sports shapes variances/stats for language kaleidoscopes as a worlds-know (sure!). After the Martian-person signed-off for his email-questions for Mr. Satan, Amlan decided he'd get an invasion-jitters story online for remembrance of what made human-consciousness an incomplete-arts for (all) things...knowledge-median.

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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