Hansel & Gretel: The Dark Side (Bros.-Satan Agency)

The affable detective-twins contend with American Homeland villains bent on NFL-vertigo and exhibiting affinity for Earthling shadows of patriots-fears.

Injecting this world metaphysics/paranoia yarn, drawn from varied comics/movies I liked growing up. Thanks for reading (Manic Monday, all), 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: The Bros-Satan has become a 'cool' detective-agency, bro.

MR. AJAY SATAN: As your Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian twin, I share cheer!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you make of this new Earth fear of our villains, bro?

MR. AJAY SATAN: Mr. Dark and his hockey-masked siren-girl (Adder) are bad-art!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Dark finds NFL-terrorism, while Adder adds cheerleader-Hell.

MR. AJAY SATAN: They've already made threats to kidnap a Bucs-cheerleader!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The Bros-Satan are on the case in the American Homeland.

MR. AJAY SATAN: Facebook-like (for a twins-quadratic!).

The idealistic Bros-Satan (Amlan and Ajay), Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American detectives-for-hire in the American Homeland (New England), had found cool media-talk for their special work/case(s) and drew mind-eye for this new assigned work concerning a pronounced threat to the Bucs-NFL team receiving threats for one of their cheerleader-angels while planning a visit to Boston-town (New England) for their game against the Super Bowl contender Pats (damn). Amlan and Ajay, 2nd-gen immigrants/citizens of the American Homeland, knew their marked villains, Mr. Dark (a terrorist-blogger) and his siren-mistress, a hockey-masked bloody-murder talker calling herself Adder, as NFL-threats 'artists' for a work-case requiring some 'cool' incomplete-arts helmets for Earthling-things...of doubt (Facebook-like!).

AMLAN: I've a special theory Dark/Adder liken themselves to Hansel and Gretel.

AJAY: What's it?
AMLAN: You know, the Grimms' fairy-tale concerns sibling-wit(s) for aim.

AJAY: Why them, brother?
AMLAN: The Bucs have Euro-contract talk for continents-trek (and associations).

AJAY: Dark/Adder seek bad-reps word for Bucs-quest of Euro-USA 'family'-tie!

AMLAN: That's right-o, brother...and I make wage the villains shall lurk by cars.

AJAY: Sure, in the pre-game parking-lot party to see which cheerleader shows!

AMLAN: Willing to bet they've blogged on social-media to 'invite' one such girl.

AJAY: Lure her into some BBQ-lot pre-game party event and throw her in van?

AMLAN: Right out of a villainy-boxes horror-cinema, brother (Hellraiser).

AJAY: Wicked (Facebook-like)!

Would you believe the 'fantastic' Bros.-Satan (Amlan/Ajay) triumphed in the rescue of a Bucs-cheerleader girl lured into the parking-lot pre-game BBQ 'event' in New England that would've (otherwise!) eroded special modern social/media forms of helmet-cheers words of Euro-USA family-ties of NFL-branching for sports-grids of a globe-rhetoric peace? Mr. Dark and Adder hosted the BBQ event out of their painted (A-Team) van in the Pats-NFL pre-game stadium lot party-area and saw the 'invited' Bucs-cheerleader arrive with a Microsoft-hat, ready to toss her into their van for ransom/blackmail/mischief/laughter/darkness (damn). However, Amlan and Ajay Satan were there too, dressed as WWF-fans/investors and in fake mustache-wigs and beards (for funny-theatrics)...and nabbed the villains after offering them a 'cool' sports-culture video-game gift-box to see their affinity of the Bucs-cheerleader lady's muscles-optimism oriented field of work (for doubt).

DARK: Sandy the cheerleader's got physique for a wrestlers-oculus, maybe.
ADDER: Sandy maybe likes the inside of our A-Team otherness van, brothers.
BROS.-SATAN: Maybe we enter the van, for an Xbox-photo (Facebook-like!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)