Hollywood: Eco's Shire

An eco-idealist turned hero-thief gent in Cali makes a media-lady allied stunt-heist that draws 'examination-eye' to potentially corrupted/insured diamonds for an American Homeland jellyfish.

Hollywoodland heist tale/fiction injected in-between my Green-Goblin (Marvel) trilogy. Happy Thursday (stay safe/warm), 

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BANK MANAGER: This guy claimed he flew from Algeria as an eco-artist.

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: Had a media-lady at his side who said he knew gems-co.?

BANK MANAGER: Used a water-gun filled with acid; swapped gems with toys!

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: Had the media-lady record the event; using bubble-wrap?

BANK MANAGER: Covered the camera with bubble-wrap too; insurance-comedy!

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: The media-lady paid the bank a check for the theater?

BANK MANAGER: Damages/claims/insider-art (etc.); gems were insured, though.

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: Now the gems-co. owner thinks eco-gossip is rough, eh?
BANK MANAGER: Mr. Ion called and told us to 'blind' the theater for eco-media.

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: Ha, maybe Ion wants insurance-numbness for eco-gossip.

BANK MANAGER: The gems were rumored/stored 'blood-diamonds' from Africa!

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: The media-lady by the thief's side on-day was eco-linked.

BANK MANAGER: We'd like to stay-clean of this Hollywood-theater for eco-hype.

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: Facebook-like (for California's shades).

MEDIA-LADY: This was dangerous, and you knew my tie with eco-cinema, thief.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm just a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American eco-activist!

MEDIA-LADY: There's no darn proof the Ion-gems were warlord-mined diamonds.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Yet, Mr. Ion (now) has eco-cinema prestige-boasts, angel?

MEDIA-LADY: You knew I was trekking to this Hollywood-bank for eco-video, pal.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: So, I preempted your visit and made you my theater-ally!

MEDIA-LADY: You still haven't removed your mask/gear, so I don't know your ID.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What you do not know, for eco-know, won't harm your art!

MEDIA-LADY: Right, Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

Amlan Satan believed he was Robin Hood reincarnated after a Hollywood-gypsy read his palm and told him so; he'd become a Cali-eco activist before kidnapping a media-universe lady and made her his special eco-heist theater angel/ally for a recording and stunt that drew Interpol-eye to Ion-co. gems which were (likely!) 'blood-diamonds' from African warlord-zones (wow). Mr. Satan just wanted Ion's claims to eco-arts and cinema to be screened for potential black market ties to conflict-zone gems and drew examination-eye to the (insured) treasures Ion now wanted tied to Super Bowl ads for the Ego.

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: This guy's flown-away to Europe for cheering the NFL, sir!

POLICE-CHIEF: There's plenty of Hollywood-eco-gossip for you to sort out, girl.
DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: This guy was no insider, but he maybe was a vigilante, sir!

POLICE-CHIEF: Don't feel sad, detective...the media-lady by his side cheered it.

DETECTIVE ALVAREZ: That's because Interpol was drawn to Ion for gems-IQ, sir!

POLICE-CHIEF: All's 'cute' that ends in activism...in Hollywood (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)