Living beyond Quality

Adaptation of the brightly-written screenplay of Roald Dahl's interpretation of the James Bond (Ian Fleming) novel about incomplete-distances readings of toys and 'art' for world/space war proportion.

A fanfiction of You Only Live Twice (James Bond, Roald Dahl) for your Super Bowl Sunday (or Olympics-'26 weekend-day). Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of adaptation offers no ties to the James Bond character/franchise and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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Q: Here's what we know, Mr. Satan, concerning this craft-hijack in space (IQ).

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Agent-001): Well, Q...me thinks video-games was the rave!

Q: Don't joke-around, Agent-001, since a Japanese-hijack is Space-Station hell.

AGENT-001: What do we know, of this Japan takeover scaling up Russian fear?

Q: Russia's invasion of Ukraine complicates Olympics and ISS-stuff; Asia too!

AGENT-001: So, the Japanese look to maybe ally with North Korea, world-war?

Q: Maybe something with post-WWII jitters for the post-USSR Russia, Amlan.

AGENT-001: I'm to invade the lair of this Specter-organization profiting.

Q: What we know is the Asian-hijack of space-stuff of USA-Russia IQ is panic.

AGENT-001: Mosaic for world-ties of darkness; I'll use mini-copters and lasers!

Q: All designed (here!) by our Western-intelligence branch...do respect it (all).

AGENT-001: Of course I shall, Q...Selfie-like.

Western intelligence hero man agent Mr. Amlan Satan ('Agent-001') infiltrated the pirate-lair in the East managed/operated by the sinister bald-head Blofeld, who choreographed an Earth paranoia concerning potential Asian ties to a post-Soviet Russia itching to ally with North Korea with sufficiency in weaponry use for space-ambitions hijack and sabotage theater for hyperbole (damn). Blofeld stood to gain as a maniac-brainiac providing the terrorist Japanese the space-machinery of genius to tie together rogue Russian thought with new Earth North Korean interest to make an axis-power contention against an American/British West otherwise frowning slightly on Russia's pronounced invasion of peaceful Ukraine (ok). The lair of Blofeld's group (Specter) was guarded at-entrance by lovely cop-uniformed Aki, an Asian ex-model turned assassin/drone, whom Satan (Agent-001) promptly seduced and cajoled and persuaded to serve as his angel-passport lady into Blofeld's inner-chambers (for chat and masks!).

BLOFELD: My interest...is purely scientific, intelligence-man.

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Shocked I moved your lovely guard-girl (Aki)?

BLOFELD: Why, Mr. Satan...this Specter-lair has much-space for things damned.

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Why all this mess to turn Russia against America?

BLOFELD: What do I care, Mr. Satan...for my interest is purely financial/lasers.

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): I fled your cliff-lair guardians with copter/laser.

BLOFELD: And I suspect your 'chums' are en-route to justify your love of Aki?

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Why not come clean, cut ties to Russia/Japan?

BLOFELD: There's Asian (perhaps Chinese?) interest in pro-Russia war (ISS).

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Blofeld, when my 'chums' arrive, Aki shall cheer!

BLOFELD: Selfie-like?

AKI: All's 'fare' in love-and-war, Amlan.

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Pho for my ex-foe, lady of Specter?

AKI: Specter's no more...and Blofeld's self-exiled post-escape from his lair.

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Blofeld got-away, Aki my love, but we cheer.

AKI: Blofeld shall resurface (somehow/somewhere), but you only live twice.

AGENT-001 (Mr. Amlan Satan): Selfie-like (for the English).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)