The Haddonfield Cannibal: Eden

The Haddonfield Cannibal: Eden

A Story by Abishai100
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The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay) make a Haddonfield-burial discovery of old-Earth 'specter' existence invoking a human race 'cannibalism-hyperbole' quake.

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A jar portrait (fiction) of cannibalism/metaphysics to close my Monday writing. Thanks so much for reading, 
DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations/interpretation).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: We've been baseball-card merchants in fare-Haddonfield.
MR. AJAY SATAN: As your Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American twin, I concur, bro!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're the more liberal twin/brother; I share psyche with ya.
MR. AJAY SATAN: Given our home-landing feel in Haddonfield, we're scholars!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That makes us ironically perfect diplomats for this study, ok.
MR. AJAY SATAN: A weird humanoid-creature specter archaeology engraving, eh?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's what we've found, brother...for decoding cannibalism.
MR. AJAY SATAN: Selfie-like (for Heaven/Hell).



The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay), Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-gen immigrants of Haddonfield-Jersey, had become successfully happy sports-cards merchants and discovered a buried archaeology-weight old-Earth engraving of a humanoid-specter 'creature' with writings in English-like word claiming the 'being' was wandering around as an evolutionary deviant, fully-equipped in mind/body to think he was somehow engendered by aliens from another planet, perhaps in a science-experiment, leaving him to roam-around as a messenger of outlander-consciousness. The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay) didn't know what to make of this 'unusual' discovery but read on to learn more about this 'specter-humanoid' who claimed he felt ravenously insatiable to compete with other humanoids of that old-Earth...through cannibalism 'contest' will (wow). Amlan and Ajay suddenly felt their Haddonfield-Jersey life was somehow...metaphysics (Selfie-like).



AMLAN: Maybe Martians took human genomes and made this specter to roam.
AJAY: That's rich, brother...such an agenda for alien-IQ would spell anarchism!
AMLAN: Maybe the aliens still spy on this place/area to see developments, ha.
AJAY: In such case, they may be reading our new cyber-blogs about capitalism!
AMLAN: That's funny, brother...maybe this specter was a capitalism psychic, ha.
AJAY: Well, we maybe can say this discovery speaks volume about baseball (ok).
AMLAN: Selfie-like (for doubt).



BLOG_EXCERPTS: "Pho-brunch on any given Sunday in Haddonfield speaks a volume about our twins-study of things of flesh-and-bone and 'unusual' capitalism theory significance for symbolism or study...we believe this specter-humanoid on two-legs wandering thinking/etching he'd been engendered by an alien-race from another world had some antihero consciousness on the brain, insisting he'd compete with (all) other bipedal humanoids through cannibalism-helmet for doubt...but we wonder if such a Pho-brunch time contemplation between twins/merchants of Haddonfield, concerning this 'being'-foe of our (shared) Blue-Planet invokes some deep-onside sensibilities for quilts (ok)" (Bros.-Satan).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2026 Abishai100


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