The Haddonfield Cannibal: EdenA Story by Abishai100The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay) make a Haddonfield-burial discovery of old-Earth 'specter' existence invoking a human race 'cannibalism-hyperbole' quake.
A jar portrait (fiction) of cannibalism/metaphysics to close my Monday writing. Thanks so much for reading,
DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations/interpretation). ---- ==== MR. AMLAN SATAN: We've been baseball-card merchants in fare-Haddonfield. MR. AJAY SATAN: As your Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American twin, I concur, bro! MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're the more liberal twin/brother; I share psyche with ya. MR. AJAY SATAN: Given our home-landing feel in Haddonfield, we're scholars! MR. AMLAN SATAN: That makes us ironically perfect diplomats for this study, ok. MR. AJAY SATAN: A weird humanoid-creature specter archaeology engraving, eh? MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's what we've found, brother...for decoding cannibalism. MR. AJAY SATAN: Selfie-like (for Heaven/Hell). ![]() The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay), Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-gen immigrants of Haddonfield-Jersey, had become successfully happy sports-cards merchants and discovered a buried archaeology-weight old-Earth engraving of a humanoid-specter 'creature' with writings in English-like word claiming the 'being' was wandering around as an evolutionary deviant, fully-equipped in mind/body to think he was somehow engendered by aliens from another planet, perhaps in a science-experiment, leaving him to roam-around as a messenger of outlander-consciousness. The Bros.-Satan (Amlan and Ajay) didn't know what to make of this 'unusual' discovery but read on to learn more about this 'specter-humanoid' who claimed he felt ravenously insatiable to compete with other humanoids of that old-Earth...through cannibalism 'contest' will (wow). Amlan and Ajay suddenly felt their Haddonfield-Jersey life was somehow...metaphysics (Selfie-like). ![]() AMLAN: Maybe Martians took human genomes and made this specter to roam. AJAY: That's rich, brother...such an agenda for alien-IQ would spell anarchism! AMLAN: Maybe the aliens still spy on this place/area to see developments, ha. AJAY: In such case, they may be reading our new cyber-blogs about capitalism! AMLAN: That's funny, brother...maybe this specter was a capitalism psychic, ha. AJAY: Well, we maybe can say this discovery speaks volume about baseball (ok). AMLAN: Selfie-like (for doubt). ![]() BLOG_EXCERPTS: "Pho-brunch on any given Sunday in Haddonfield speaks a volume about our twins-study of things of flesh-and-bone and 'unusual' capitalism theory significance for symbolism or study...we believe this specter-humanoid on two-legs wandering thinking/etching he'd been engendered by an alien-race from another world had some antihero consciousness on the brain, insisting he'd compete with (all) other bipedal humanoids through cannibalism-helmet for doubt...but we wonder if such a Pho-brunch time contemplation between twins/merchants of Haddonfield, concerning this 'being'-foe of our (shared) Blue-Planet invokes some deep-onside sensibilities for quilts (ok)" (Bros.-Satan). ![]() "Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). ==== "Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes) © 2026 Abishai100 |
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Added on February 9, 2026 Last Updated on February 9, 2026 AuthorAbishai100NJAboutStudent/Minister; Hobbies: Comic Books, Culinary Arts, Music; Religion: Catholic; Education: Dartmouth College more.. |





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