The Bodyguard: American Dreams

Relieved school-coach recounts how his assigned bodyguard hired made for a cool securities word during a dark stalker-woman case of Earthling quiet.

Injecting another adventure-type fiction in-between my Mortal Kombat trilogy-fanfic, for your Friday-the-13th (thanks for reading!), 

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"I resigned from the Navy-field of varied work for patriotism languages and became a high school sports coach and began to blog about the cleats of American life before learning of a stalker-lady in hockey-mask blogging about me as a media-culture look-alike worth a funny for blood murder stories hyperbole (Facebook-like)."

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Bodyguard): I'm a licensed Slovak-Algerian Catholic hit man.

ME: You've worked for other clients in the American Homeland.

BODYGUARD: That's the complete-truth, sir...you've nothing to lose/fear here.

ME: Well, this hockey-mask stalker lady seems like an evil angel, Mr. Satan.

BODYGUARD: Do not fear, sir...because we'll have you coaching again sane!

ME: This (anonymous) blogger in mask talks about using hydrochloric-acid, pal.

BODYGUARD: No matter for us, sir...I've a beauty silver silencer worth gold.

ME: What's this stalker-motivation, Mr. Satan?

BODYGUARD: You're a single ex-Navy world man blogging about patriot-sport!

ME: So?

BODYGUARD: Our stalker-woman (in mask) fancies herself a bloody-angel, sir.

ME: So?
BODYGUARD: She'll show at one of your games, so we'll position you in for art.

ME: And?
BODYGUARD: And...I'll keep my silver-beauty and radar on for the Apocalypse.

ME: Damn (Facebook-like?).

"Wow, this Satan man, Amlan, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American, roaming around taking odd-jobs as a hired bodyguard, made me feel 'religiously' more brave, even though the stalker-woman making mark of me as a fool for bloody murder story made me feeling nothing less than incomplete-courage (damn). I wondered if Amlan Satan was some fan of football (in-general), a thought that linked to his 'extra credit' motivation to become super sensitive enough to guard me and safeguard our American Homeland smalltown school-sport things from modern social/media culture darkness (Facebook-like)."

"Friends, Mr. Amlan Satan was the right-stuff for a modern American fencing line for miracle-thought (wow). He swiftly lured in the stalker into a particular Homecoming-game when I'd be positioned in to (normally) coach my students/athletes and he'd detect when the villainess would appear; and she did appear, in a red-raincoat, and he had to disorient her with a silencer shot to her left leg when she whipped out a grenade to use while running towards my area on the coaching-sideline (wow). I knew I'd remember this miracle-event on Earth as something Planet Hollywood (for the Ego)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)