Mediocre-Thief

Journal-man narrates his 'view' of things pirate-like, underground, eco-weird, and diamonds 'rich' for doubt/Earth-realm concerning the 'Shadow' (mysterious/elusive thief of quadrilaterals).

Inserting this crime-fiction in-between the Green Hornet series I'm working on for this hometown-snowy Monday. Thanks for reading, 

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"Let me tell you a very unusual tale I was assigned to speak concerning my newspaper-interest in things of unusual Earthling-crime consciousness involving a junior-league hockey coach in New England, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American rumored to be a diamond-thief named Shadow, swapping blood-diamonds with glass-animal toys while making stranger pirates/theater/insurance 'art' claims of prepaid cross-country mission for modern Earth-minerals mining underworld knit (for doubt!) Well, he met a lovely lady, Danica, a calendar-girl...who was actually an undercover FBI-lady (damn). However, I was assigned to this unusual case given my 'extra credit' genius skills at decoding abnormal psyche...because this story about the hockey-man and calendar-girl undercover...remains hearsay (Facebook-like!)>"

AGENT-DANICA: This guy used water-guns loaded with restroom-made acid, sir.
FBI-DIRECTOR: Manhunter is what you need...fan?

AGENT-DANICA: He's keeping-shop with some New England teacher (Ms. Yale).

FBI-DIRECTOR: Damn, we must tell the press this is chemical weapons oculus.

AGENT-DANICA: Facebook-like, sir (for doubt!).

"Man, did Shadow create media-marks or what? I followed this story cross-country because it had all the earmarks of something unusual and in my resume-margins for doubt (ok). Truth was told that the hockey-coach 'good-fellow' was media/cyber linked to a very respectable New England homeschool-teacher (Mr. Yale) who seemed to be much into eco-literature for varied Earth-minerals mining corruption helmets for leviathan/uncertainty (ok). We didn't know what to make of the 'Shadow' now, but we did think FBI-Agent Danica was the right-stuff to think he was more 'dark' than Robin Hood (Selfie-like)."

SHADOW: Thanx.

WAITRESS: Luchi like you like it, pirate-man (ok).

SHADOW: Thanx.

WAITRESS: Hear of Robin Hood of blood-diamonds, customer (American-know)?

SHADOW: Thanx.

WAITRESS: Eco-media sure has its bread/fruit of the Ego, pirate-man.

SHADOW: Thanx.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)