NFL-Card: Stalker Case Echelon

An affable American sports-fan/investor man needs a very-special bodyguard when a femme-stalker ('Ezzy') marks him for anti-American things quieting.

Inserting this sports trading-card psyche/culture/crime/jitters piece (fiction) in-between my Green Hornet Olympics-'26 antiterrorism series. Thanks for reading (Happy Feb.-Tues., all), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 2nd-gen immigrant, moved into his Echelon-suburbia home and began writing about his fave new-gen NFL-QB card/athlete on cyber-roads after making $15M on Wall-St. during the '09 mini-crash (Ford) and then discovered he'd been stalked by a femme-psycho, a lady named Ezzy who marked his 'dominion' as terrorism-language for anti-sports (for doubt!).

EZZY: You're mine, American!
AMLAN: This is crazy, stranger.

EZZY: Your Buffalo-NY football card-blogs are patriotism-cliche, American!

AMLAN: My NY-card speaks volumes about '90s-fanfare and Miami-rivalry image.

EZZY: Your NFL-card athlete never won a Super Bowl, fool.

AMLAN: Hey, this Buffalo-town star man made much AFC laurels for stories, ok.

EZZY: You're a cliched sports-fan, American...and I've marked you for death, ha.

AMLAN: Selfie-like.

Amlan didn't know what to do (now!). He was being stalked by an anti-NFL terrorism-prone woman, a stranger named Ezzy, who considered him the right-mark for some social/media/streets/suburbia Earthling (American) gossip for things from the dark side of the universe (wow). Amlan didn't know what to do (now!), so he hired a professional bodyguard to protect him, an Asian-American silencer-handgun armed licensed protector named Mister Lee. Amlan joked he felt like he was being watched by Bruce Lee himself, for overlook-good of his Buffalo-town NFL-cheers language(s) for Earthling/American know-excellence (ok).

LEE: Pho for forgetting foe, Mr. Satan?

AMLAN: This is Hell, Lee (damn).

LEE: This is excellent Vietnamese noodles/soup, Satan (ha).

AMLAN: Yes, there's a Slovak-hockey player of same surname (funny).

LEE: Miroslav Satan, I know (thanx).

AMLAN: That Pho looks good, friend (ok).

LEE: Don't fear, Mr. Satan...your chances are higher than 0% (ok).

AMLAN: You don't worry Ezzy has some home invader skill of the Devil, Lee?

LEE: Ha, you said I'm Bruce Lee...and Earthling/American life is chopsticks, pal.

AMLAN: Damn...I feel like I'm being watched-over by Kato (himself), Lee (ok).

LEE: Ezzy shows, to bloody murder ya, and I shall silence her, Satan (Selfie-like).

AMLAN: Life's dark, Mister Lee...for Earthling oculus (thanx, friend).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)