Mister Evil: Kidnapped/Quicksands

Outrageous vigilante-like antihero's 'pseudo-abduction' of a media-universe darling marks expressions of eco-fiction through 'qualia' interview/dialogue.

Portrait of the American psyche (fiction). Thanks for reading (happy last Feb.-weekend, all), 

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MEDIA-WOMAN: I had no interest in this eco-vigilantism crap or Kidnapped!

MR. AMLAN SATAN ('Shadow'): Look, angel-lady...I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic.

MEDIA-WOMAN: What?
SHADOW: I know of your interest in things college-media/sports/ads/cinema!

MEDIA-WOMAN: Just because I made a campus-environment horror-film, fool?

SHADOW: Look, angel-lady...I just need you for like the duration of the tourney.

MEDIA-WOMAN: Just to be clear, fool, you want me to be your TV-sports model?

SHADOW: Once our adventure ends, cyber-gossip can read, "Vigilante is no-bias."

MEDIA-WOMAN: You want me to present myself in cropped-Selfie for college-TV?

SHADOW: Look, I know this is stranger than candy, but you don't know my face!

MEDIA-WOMAN: You kidnapped me in my Hollywood-cab and for eco-crusade.

SHADOW: You just might grow fond of such eco-hyperbole for harmless celeb-IQ.

MEDIA-WOMAN: I think you're just hyping your biased college-basketball team!

SHADOW: This work shall end with an eco-diamonds ad linked to a magazine, ha.

MEDIA-WOMAN: One read led you to a magazine-ad pages (fave-team and gems)?

SHADOW: The diamond-ad and my fave-team were featured side-to-side pages!

MEDIA-WOMAN: Now, you want my faceless/cropped Selfie-model image for art?

SHADOW: Facebook-like (for doubt).

MEDIA-WOMAN: Why you not get just 'standard' magazine/TV/cinema angel?

SHADOW: No one will know your involvement, and you don't know my face/ID!

MEDIA-WOMAN: That's because you keep me here in this Motel-8 masked, fool.

SHADOW: Maybe I should've gotten a friendlier face, angel-lady (damn).

DETECTIVE CLOUSEAU: You say he kidnapped you but for a good cause, darling?

MEDIA-WOMAN: He wanted me to 'gift' these social-IQ crayons-figures to media!

DETECTIVE CLOUSEAU: Wow, representations of terrorism/crime (comic art).

MEDIA-WOMAN: Well, this guy was both child-like and crusader-like (eco-art).

DETECTIVE CLOUSEAU: Know anything of Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio), darling?

MEDIA-WOMAN: Will I be drawn into a 'universe' of college-sports (newsies), sir?

DETECTIVE CLOUSEAU: I assure you, we say your kidnapper is...the Shadow.

MEDIA-WOMAN: Maybe (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)